Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 A few minutes ago, I was walking down the stairs and slipped on my copy of Game Informer magazine. Apparently, I left it somewhere, and somebody decided it was a good idea to put this thing on the steps. I slipped on that, fell on the floor, and broke an empty glass I was taking downstairs to put ice in there. My hip and back is very sore. These modern magazines are killers I tell you.
Sabretooth Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...!
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 holy hell, that sounds like something out of an old cartoon, or a slapstick comedy movie. Hope that magazine get's the death penalty
coupes. Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Try to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine.
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 yes but it doesn't have the image of jesus on it. That decreases it's value.
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Pal™ *Runs out of thread and into the hills* WATCH OUT FOR KILLER MAGAZINES! Whoops, too late
Doomie Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 ry to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine. Dammit, I was about to suggest the same. You could make 200 bucks with that.
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Yeah, looks like Joe Leiberman was partly right about video games being evil and that they will eventually lead to the deaths of all mankind.
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp mtfbwya
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Pie™ Age for The Lost Boys.
Sam Fisher Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Heh, that sucks Groovy. Good thing there aren't any stairs in my section of the house, eh?
KBell Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Yesterday, I was drinking a glass of water, and kinda choked..... yeah
Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp mtfbwya *spits pepsi all over the monitor* DUDE, that is brilliant. F---ing brilliant! That IS a GameStop affiliated Magazine too.
Boba Rhett Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. It was a Time.
Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Boba Rhett A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. It was a Time. We really should start a support group.
SkinWalker Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 I bet Playboy is responsible for taking the lives of many billions of spermatozoa.
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Hugh Heffner is a sexist, genocidal dickhead! [/fanatic religious feminist]
Tyrion Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 That would explain all those times my PC Gamer magazine tried to asphixiate me in my sleep. Ahh, I know too much...no..no...don't ahh... I regret...nothing!
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Sabretooth The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...! As was said before me: Sell it on E-Bay. Right up there with the haunted Nintendo and the haunted Elmo doll!
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