Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 A few minutes ago, I was walking down the stairs and slipped on my copy of Game Informer magazine. Apparently, I left it somewhere, and somebody decided it was a good idea to put this thing on the steps. I slipped on that, fell on the floor, and broke an empty glass I was taking downstairs to put ice in there. My hip and back is very sore. These modern magazines are killers I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 holy hell, that sounds like something out of an old cartoon, or a slapstick comedy movie. Hope that magazine get's the death penalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Try to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 yes but it doesn't have the image of jesus on it. That decreases it's value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 *Runs out of thread and into the hills* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Pal™ *Runs out of thread and into the hills* WATCH OUT FOR KILLER MAGAZINES! Whoops, too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Them damn video games are gonna kill us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 ry to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine. Dammit, I was about to suggest the same. You could make 200 bucks with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Yeah, looks like Joe Leiberman was partly right about video games being evil and that they will eventually lead to the deaths of all mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Pie™ Age for The Lost Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Heh, that sucks Groovy. Good thing there aren't any stairs in my section of the house, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Yesterday, I was drinking a glass of water, and kinda choked..... yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp mtfbwya *spits pepsi all over the monitor* DUDE, that is brilliant. F---ing brilliant! That IS a GameStop affiliated Magazine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. It was a Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Boba Rhett A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. It was a Time. We really should start a support group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 I bet Playboy is responsible for taking the lives of many billions of spermatozoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Hugh Heffner is a sexist, genocidal dickhead! [/fanatic religious feminist] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 That would explain all those times my PC Gamer magazine tried to asphixiate me in my sleep. Ahh, I know too much...no..no...don't ahh... I regret...nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Yeah, but the chicks articles are cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 A napkin once bit me in the ass, I killed it. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Needs cropping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Sabretooth The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...! As was said before me: Sell it on E-Bay. Right up there with the haunted Nintendo and the haunted Elmo doll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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