Lightsaberboy Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of the God, and who designed women. The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing." The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding." The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind." The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. " ... Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy says "duck!", the duck says "ow", and the bartender turns out to be a woman. ... *shrugs* I got nothin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 ET walks into the doctors office with a frog attached to his forehead, so the doctor says : "How did that happen ?" And the frog answers: "Well, it started off with a small wart on my bum but it just kept on growing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 coupes for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 *lameass joke* Welp, I know who I'm killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The frog? *rimshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A man goes to see an eye doctor. midway through the examination the Doctor says to him, “you have to stop masturbating” “why?! am I going blind?” asked the man “no, but it's disturbing the other patients” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances: - One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". Oh my god, bad bad BAD memories again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Ginn Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees! omg for some reason im laughing so hard at that. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guybroom Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 this is really going downhill! a man goes into a resturant. He sat down, ate a meal and walked out. [insert punchline here] Yep - i'm out of ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 A man and a women had sex. What's odd about that? The women was a man. And the man had no penis. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 this is really going downhill! a man goes into a resturant. He sat down, ate a meal and walked out. [insert punchline here] Yep - i'm out of ideas! I suggest taking ET's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Just posting a joke you know isn't funny, and you KNOW isn't appreciated to bolster your post count is lame. This thread = over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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