RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Aash Li you really are the perfect woman @Aash Li wouldn't you being high priestess make us have to worship you? me surrender do I get lenience now? note I honestly don't know how those work
Bob Lion54 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Ok I'll join you... just as long as my job dosen't have to do with sanitation. And I want to be Knighted. Sir Lion. Yea, I like the sound of that.
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 I would worship a woman like Aash Li anyway. I guess she has to spread the Word of the Emperor thus leading to some worshipping, though most of it should be directed to Our One and Only Emperor. And jedigoku, your fate is in the hands of the Emperor. He shall decide what happens with you.
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Ok I'll join you... just as long as my job dosen't have to do with sanitation. And I want to be Knighted. Sir Lion. Yea, I like the sound of that. Interesting. Perhaps we could use a competent commander for a regular army, the Stormtroopers
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 I would worship a woman like Aash Li anyway. dude you really need to stay out of my head I was gonna put something like that down but desided against it
Bob Lion54 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 can we get off the hitting on Ash Li buissness..... its getting anoying and messing up the tread(s). Back on topic please. Don't make me turn my Stormtroopes on you!
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 yes ok lukeiamyourdad lets knock it off me thinks Lion54 is gonna have a complex if we don't ok I know I said lets stop it but can I change my possition to Aash Li's loyal servant...eer...slave...um..servant oh now I went and got my self confused now I am offically stopping
Aash Li Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Youre gonna give Lion a complex?? What about me?? I havent had this much attention in days! lol No, no worshipping the Ashley. But you can revere me as the prophet of the Emperor! And when I die, I want to be sainted, and then people can make pilgrimages to my shrine, where miracles of soft-squishiness shall abound!
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 No, no worshipping the Ashley but...but.. me and lukeiamyourdad already started awe shucks no we have to stop ok now I am stopping resist that statment that i could not *no please Darth333 put that bat down* hey I'm trying at least I'm sleep deprived here
starmark2k Posted August 6, 2005 Author Posted August 6, 2005 Yay... we almost have enought people to actually start a country. and here are all the members. Prime Minister- Boba Rhett the Great The Head Geek (head of technological Advancement)- Jedigoku the Geeky Sinister minister (Tax collector)- RedHawke the Evil Head of Strategic Intelligance and Termination Headquarters- Patomon5 the Dark Cheif Fanatic- Lukeiamyourdad the...err... Fan High preistest and Prophet of the Emperor- Asah Li the Wise Stortrooper commander- lion54 (Sir lion) and Jedigoku, I'll let you off with a warning this time about not paying your taxes but if you don't pay again i'll lock you in a room with Redhawke, lukeiamyourdad and lion54 all holding implements of pain. They will soon put the fear or me in to you. Mwahahahahha Your friendly Megalomaniac Supreme Emperor Starmark2k the first
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Ok I'll join you... just as long as my job dosen't have to do with sanitation. * begins to ponder * sanitation = cleaning up the place... moderating = cleaning up the place... what the...?!? son of a b---- this wasn't a promotion Well starmark2k, looks like you country has that job taken care of hehehe
Patomon5 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 I never noticed until I saw this post, but if you just rearrange the letters of Sith a little, you have a synonym for crap! I know, I was very careful, besides The Justice, Enlightenment, Diplomatic Institute just didn't sound right. But if anyone is interested in running The J.E.D.I. feel free to take the post. If Starmark2K approves of the position.
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 You're right. Justice, Enlightenment and Diplomacy is not the true way. A violent purge in the name of the Emperor should be our only "diplomacy". I say we start the purge in our lands by: -Having Inquisitors and Stormtroopers going house to house converting any remaining Windows Internet Explorer users to non-crap browsers. Failure to convert will lead to burning down of the house. -Anti-freeware heretics shall be politically assassinated by the S.I.T.H. -Non-KotOR fans shall be rounded up in an arena and executed for heresy. -All who does not believe in Our Emperor's Holy Word shall be dragged out on the street and lapidated by the Inquisition and Stormtroopers. Leaders of anti-Emperor heretics shall be "silenced" by the S.I.T.H. There will be blood on the streets today.
El Sitherino Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 But do you have a flag? No flag, no country. Those are the rules I just made up.
Aash Li Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 LIAYD: Such bloodshed... the Emperor wants only peace and tranquility. So the only way to truly get that is to reeducate the masses. Bring them to the Grand Temple of the Empire and I shall be more than happy to show the the folly of their ways! IE users should only have their computers burned down not their houses... how will they finally see the glories of non-crap browsers, especially Firefox, if they are living on the streets? If they have a home, they can still buy a new computer. Yes... reducation is all that is needed. --Ashley, High Priestess of the Emperor
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Maybe burning down the house AND sending them to a "reeducation center" *cough*gulag*cough*. Yes...then when they come back to civil life, they'll start their life anew, their house clean from the taint of heresy. Consider the burning of their house as a fire of purification. Then we shall have peace. Yes, silence, away from heretics. Oh, on a lighter less bloody note, we DO need a flag. Any ideas?
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 Um I'm no longer jedigoku you need to fix your job listing flag. how about the LA symbol with a few tweeks
starmark2k Posted August 6, 2005 Author Posted August 6, 2005 We still don't have an official name so let's get that sorted first then the flag. How about the "LF Imperium"... I haven't heard any better sugestions! Your friendly Megalomaniac Supreme Emperor Starmark2k The First
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 "The Island That Nerds Built" hehe *falls out of chair laughing* how about "Lucas Land"
Bob Lion54 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 How about Revanopolis? EDIT: Dang name change thread! hehe
TiE23 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 me like*Smack* Of course you, Revan. >__> I say something like along the lines of what Aash Li was pitching.. but a name like "The Island That Nerds Built" won't make us very respectful when we get into the UN. They will all look down on us. TiE
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 noooo the swamp is invanding The land the LF build
starmark2k Posted August 6, 2005 Author Posted August 6, 2005 Here's an idea for a flag, I made it in paint. I used 3 images i got off google. Your friendly Megalomaniac Supreme Emperor Starmark2k The First Edit: Big flag http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a353/starmark2k/v2.jpg
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