starmark2k Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 O.K we officially declare war on Jack Thompson, Lion54 and GeneralFener your mission if you choose to accept it is to go to miami and capture Jack Thompson and we'll do what we are going to do if Revan the great if he does not pay his taxes again. Get your implements of pain ready people. your friendly megalomaniac SESM2KTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Now we still need laws and punishments for our stormtroopers to enforce and we have a high preistess without an official religion. I can take care of that...In exchange, you can name me Grand Inquisiterror ...oh wait, no trade and commerce minister yet? I'll take that too We'll make good deals with IS's Empire and with video games companies... Edit: Hallucination: You can be the Honoured Artisan of the Geek Imperium. A civilian role to be sure, you would be making statues and beautifying our country. ^_^ I object to this! Based on his past pathetic artistic realizations where he tried to add beard to my avatar I don't think his statues would be beautifying the country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 O.K we officially declare war on Jack Thompson w00t, go get that senile lunatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starmark2k Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 While i think of it our nation proberly needs a moto we can stick under images of our flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I can take care of thatIn exchange, you can name me Grand Inquisiterror Interesting. You could make the laws and my secret police/fanatics could "enforce" it in the name of the Emperor. Of course, those that do not obey the Holy Laws would be punished Kindly punished...yes... O.K we officially declare war on Jack Thompson, Lion54 and GeneralFener your mission if you choose to accept it is to go to miami and capture Jack Thompson and we'll do what we are going to do if Revan the great if he does not pay his taxes again. Excellent my Lord! This is why I serve You! Ordering your men to destroy heresy! Brings joy to my heart. Lion54, GeneralFener, Our Holy Emperor will watch over you as the brave sons of the Emperor go to accomplish his Will. Good fortune to you all! And bring the heretic back as soon as you can! I know exactly what kind of punishment he deserves! We'll make him play Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! We'll make him play until he goes crazy and dies! Ah do I love serving my Emperor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 While i think of it our nation proberly needs a moto we can stick under images of our flag. "d00d \/\/3 P\/\/|\| J00!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I know exactly what kind of punishment he deserves! We'll make him play Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! We'll make him play until he goes crazy and dies! /sarcasm I don't think that's a great idea, he might use the game to train to become a sniper, and end up going on a killing spree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I object to this! Based on his past pathetic artistic realizations where he tried to add beard to my avatar I don't think his statues would be beautifying the country... That wasn't art, that was why drinking has a legal age limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patomon5 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 /sarcasm I don't think that's a great idea, he might use the game to train to become a sniper, and end up going on a killing spree Jack Thompson Problem He must, first be assassinated:snipe1: in the eyes of the press and media. Before any action is to be taken, his character must be destroyed to that which is the lowest of the low, let him find no safety, even in a penitentiary system he would find no peace of mind, for he would be treated as a child molester. Once that is accomplished, the media will be too embarrassed to allow him air time. He will then be left to only rely on his minions. We must be cautious, and secretive. His minions would soon desert him. Those sheeple that stand stoically beside him are best left to Lion54's troops for battle fodder. Let be known the head:sithk: of S.I.T.H. has offered this plan to our Emperor and our country's leaders consideration. Uh... Emperor Starmark2k Sir, the word in my title is spelled Intelligence, no big deal, but since the word is Intelligence I think it should be spelled correctly, but of course, only if you wish it, Your Majesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Everyone, gather around I, for I have found the faces of heresy against our beloved emporer and good-look'in High Priestess. the face of heresy is five terrifying images that should not be view by any in the Geek Imperium who are pregnant. http://www.freewebs.com/laughinglettuceland/d3beard.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Wow... thats really immature. But Darth333 isnt the High Priestess, thats me. But yes, we must take this person to the reeducation center at once... then they can serve the Imperium in whatever capacity. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Let be known the head:sithk: of S.I.T.H. has offered this plan to our Emperor and our country's leaders consideration. Uh... Emperor Starmark2k Sir, the word in my title is spelled Intelligence, no big deal, but since the word is Intelligence I think it should be spelled correctly, but of course only if you wish it. Emperor Sir *Kicks Patomon in the groin* That's what you get for correcting Our beloved Emperor! But I like your ideas. Needs a little more blood though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Aye, i said that the heresy was against our high priestess, who is the good-look'in Aash-Li Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Oh alright, I misunderstood it. ^_^ Yes that is definitely against the Imperium's religion. Mispelling "intelligence" doesnt look as bad as mispelling "grammar" or "spelling". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralFener Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 My Ships the "Imperium" and the "Emperors Glory" are ready to assult miami give the orders. I will need troop support to elimanate any hostile presence to small for my 20 pound cannons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 We should probably make the official language of the country, 1337!!! We can call the country 133714|\||)!!! I proclaim myself chief Sabretooth of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Too bad I already have my own Sith Empire. As for your troops, you can do that the way I do it. First you advertise for tourists. From the rich ones you take all their money and execute them (unless they you can use them for your Empire). Also you should imprison everybody who can be of use. After that you can indoctrin... reeducate them. For example a few technicians and programmers should be nice to build you an army of battledroids and some assisinationdroids. Also everybody with a fit and strong body can be used as your front line troops. They're by far not as loyal as your droids, so you can't use them for security funtions. Also if they die you just let some new former tourists take their places. Also if you need land for your country, you can begin by claiming the land near your own house (that way you don't have to move). Also can I join in on the war against jack thompson. However I strongly advice capturing him alive. That way he can be used to develop new means of torture. I expect making him play Army Men all day and night will be quite effective. Unless off course somebody knows an even worse game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 ^^^^ Catwoman (unfortunatly, I say this from experience) Anyway, I only want experience soldiers. I have clones and droids already, and the cloning facility and droid factory are running at peak efficiency. I don't want any weak....civilians messing with my efficent and deadly army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I say we make him play superman 64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I don't want any weak....civilians messing with my efficent and deadly army. I agree about this, however the captured tourists are great for use in the first waves of your assault. The idea is that the first waves never survive, but that they soften up the enemy right before your elite troops commence the assault. Also if they keep the enemy busy at one point your artillery can start bombarding the place. They'll hit your own troops, but theirs as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patomon5 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 *Kicks Patomon in the groin* That's what you get for correcting Our beloved Emperor! Ow! and thank you, but this is not the time to be flirtatious. But I like your ideas. Needs a little more blood though. Jack Thompson's mindless minions will be turning the oceans crimson with their blood once Lion54's troopers begin the assault:mob: after his celebrity status is assassinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 "d00d \/\/3 P\/\/|\| J00!" WARNING!!! noob showing through. Where do I find a translator for that? I don't speak the language. Spent too much time on the front lines I guess?! Edit: By the way, we need a Queen or Empress. Unless that would be the High Priestess Ash Li, but I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You don't need a translator. I learned 13375P34|< in a matter of seconds. Then again, I am very smart I just noticed that we don't have an air force. High Priestess is not an Empress. Instead of reproduction, we'll just clone the Emperor when He dies. Or maybe put him into a Golden Throne and keep Him alive until the end of time. The Inquistion would make sure that His Will is still enforced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 But I like your ideas. Needs a little more blood though. There ya go: WARNING: ESRB Rating M - intense violence, blood and gore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 w007 w3 pwn3|} J4CK 7H0Mp50n! Edit: Oh Lion, you're still looking for a translator, try this site http://www.writtenhumor.com/1337-translator.html, but it only translates into 1337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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