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Astrotoy7

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OK. Firstly, I have to give credit to Pieski for putting me onto these. They have caused me too laugh my damn a$$ off so much that Ive decided to share them with my fellow swampers.

 

I'd also like to stress that this ISNT an opportunity to start a 'My music is better than your music/Your music sux' flamebeaux. Offenders Im sure will be swiftly dealt with by relevant staff..

 

All this is for is to comment and giggle at these pics. If you have any silly musician pics yourself, feel free to post them. My personal faves are the bald guy from Dimmu Borgir, and teh 'Black Metal Gimp' from Vulture Lord....

 

I am more a death metal fan, but I like some black metal. I think its the poses with armour/weapons etc that freak me out more than the makeup.

 

*yoinked*

 

WARNING: The 'Other' Top 10 features a small, but telling "wardrobe malfunction" near the groin area. I dont think its innapropriate but mods feel free to remove link at your discretion.

 

*link removed*

 

Aye, inappropriate, indeed ;)

 

-Rp

 

 

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This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?

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Yeah, Pie showed me this too. ^.^

 

This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?

They like how it looks.

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This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?

It's part of the theatrics.

 

But anyone who's seen the Call Of The Wintermoon video know that Immortal have loads of self-irony. Not all black-metallers try to be über-nekro-grim all the time. Some people might remember my KRIEG pictures a while back. :p

 

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:lol: hilarious!

 

Looks like they spend more $$$ at Home Depot® than at their local music store :xp:

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"I need (4) 2x4's, a box of 6 inch nails, some wood glue, some...."

 

clerk: "You guys building a dog house?"

 

"Nah.. we've got a gig tonight!.. Rock On!" :urpdude:

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This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?

I think it all kinda of goes back to the culture that pretty much invented the genre. I suspect you also find afro-cuban singers to be silly for having fruit on a hat?

 

Plus as a wise man once said, "Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons".

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As funny as this link is, it is both old, and due to the constant foul language of the page author, i'm afraid it is not appropriet for this forum. Pie's pics are funnier.

Awww, but moooommmmm!! ERR! O-kay... *sad face*

 

And shame on you Astrotoy7, now I know bad words and stuff that a 15 yearold boy should never see! Like ****, ****, a$$h*le, and fist****ing... Now I have to go and wash out my mouth with soap! :mad:

 

 

 

:xp:

I keed, I keed! : D

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