jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "No, first I'm a jedi, then I've been killed once, and now you have a sister. When am I going to meet your parents?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "I'll admit, I've had a strange life," Falya agreed. Then, she answered his question. "If you're that interested, you can ask the pirates that kidnapped them," she said levelly. But she couldn't hold it and burst into laughter. "How does next week for dinner sound?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Well, I may have to cancel a couple of appointments, but I think it'll be fine. " He grinned. "I'll need to buy a new suit of course, comb my hair for once in my life..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Unfortunately, the Jedi told them I'm still dead," Falya told him then. "I don't think they'd react well to seeing the daughter who's been dead for five years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Parents will always be happy to see their child come home. No matter what the circumstances. Now the boyfriend....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Falya laughed. "Let's introduce you as a friend so they can first get used to the idea of me being alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "The expression on their faces would be worth the trip." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 (OOC: Wait, wait! I'm going out to lunch with a friend, and then I will be back. Don't end the meeting of the Lawful Sith yet, because I have a chillingly funny comic relief bit I want to do. Great work!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 (oooh, I'm hyped) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starmark2k Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ((Who's master sat and Wild Jedi and Jokemaster i get confused which one of your characters you're being so can you do somthing like put jedi or sith in brackets)) Master Asa walked into the younglings training hall, He looked at the only 5 padawans in the room, He remembered a time when this room would have been fall with youg jedi training. He walked to the master training them. "Hello Master Chen." "Younglings greet Master Asa." The trainer requested "Hello Master Asa." The five Padwans responded "Younglings." The master greeted. "i need to speak with you Chen." Chen and Asa left the room "Chen i am unsure about the Student you have suggested for this mission." "I have seen that the only way to success is through them." "They have Emotions, strong emotions... it can be used against them." "It must be them." "O.k i have already called for Zarlak, I'll call for Masters Mal and Tirya." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ((Falya's Sith. Tirya's Jedi.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 (Wash is jedi, Kent is sith.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "O.k i have already called for Zarlak, I'll call for Masters Mal and Tirya." Zarlak jogged through the corridors and stopped when he saw Master Chen and Asa "You called for me jedi master?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 As the Jedi gathered together to discuss this sudden disturbance they felt in the Force, there were still some in the crowd of disenfranchised Sith who thought Tysyacha, Sion, and Elron were frauds. "Lawful Sith", indeed! Was it not the way of the Dark Jedi to test themselves against each other and conquer one another? What the Exile proposed might weaken the Order. "Our task, as Darth Sion has stated, is to defeat the Jedi," said Elron. The young Dark Apprentice who shouted "Moo-oo-ooo!" marched forward. "You fools," he growled at Elron and Tysyacha. "There are no more Jedi!" Sharply, the Sith Padawan listed the Knights of the Light who had fallen. "Master Vrook--dead! Master Vash--dead! Master Kavar--dead! Master Zez Kai-Ell--also dead! The Order is no more. I will not follow misinformed idiots who have so quickly forgotten those Jedi that the Sith have slain!" He suddenly had an idea. The Dark Jedi wanted to insult these three cons before him, these frauds who would split the Sith down the middle. "Say, Exile," he sneered, turning to Tysyacha with a lustful grin. "I hear you launder the flap of cloth that covers your master's inguinal region! You also scrub what's underneath it, too!" His eyes were narrow and greedy. "The what?" asked Kent Threepwood. "What's the 'inguinal region'?" IG-12 whirred into life. "Inguinal region. The groin," it said matter-of-factly. "Shakh," Tysyacha said softly, with a gentle smile. She raised her arm and cast Force Crush upon the mocking Dark Jedi, hoisting him up into the air. "I'm happy to do it," she said. "I love my husband and my Master, and I'll do anything to help keep his body clean and healthy. You, my friend, know nothing about loving, respectful, or humble service. Shall I kill you now?" "Nhh--no!" choked the foolish Dark Apprentice. Tysyacha let him drop. "Master?", asked Syscha. "He's yours. Do what you want with him, for I've already had my revenge." She kissed her husband again, touching his arm. Note: "Shakh", in Russian, means "check", like in a chess game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Kent looked on silently, only a fool insults someone who's shown that much power. ----- A young knight approached Tirya and Wash. "The council calls for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Falya smirked at the fool's mistakes and waited to see what Elron would decide to do. -------------------------------------- Tirya thanked the knight and turned to Wash. "Surprise, surprise..." She smiled. "Perhaps they're wanting our skills after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Either that or I'm finally getting expelled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Oh, and they asked for me so you could be humiliated in front of a friend?" Tirya laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "You're probably going to be charged with being my accompice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Not far from the truth," Tirya answered in amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "It isn't, but through no fault of our own.....well maybe mine a little, I may have been a little too saber-happy. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Elron looked at the impudent Sith before him. For a moment, that's all he did. Then, he hissed, "Siestra!" and the man began to hover in the air. Slowly, he closed his fist, crushing the breath and life from his body. There was a crack as his spine snapped and his final breath quivered from his body. Then he was limp. "Eilsar." Elron muttered, and the body flew out of site. Getting up upon a brick that had been jarred from the wall behind them, Elron towered over the others and bellowed, "Is there anyone else that would like to challenge our Order?!" Silence worse than the grave. "That's what I thought." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "I matched you pretty well in that area," Tirya reminded him. "But come on... let's go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Kent resisted a wince at what Elron did. It did not hold good memories for him. ======= jedi temple Wash gave a bow "Ladies first, madam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starmark2k Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Asa Looked at the Zabrak and Bowed to chen who proceeded to continue training the padawans. "Zarlak, Please come with me to the council chamber, we need to meet to of the other Jedi there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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