Hallucination Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Its all in the name. Everyone post your best pranks, most disgusting (but obeying forum rules) pranks, and everything in between. My best prank: It was april fools and I was in grade 7 with an LFI teacher who was a Nazi. I smuggled in the weapon of minimal destruction I was gonna use on her: a Mikotov Cocktail (one part salt, one part vinagre). I was sent into the back room for some reason or another (probably not goose-stepping in Ed. Phys.). She left to go to the bathroom and one of my good friends I let in on the prank ran in to tell me. As soon as I heard the excellent news, I ran to my bag and got the Mikotov Cocktail, and quickly grabbed her water bottle. After a dash to the sink, I emptied some of her water down the drain, replacing it with the Cocktail. Then I ran back to my cell and got back to work. Then I heard an infernal screeching sound from the other side of the door, And I ran to see. The shame was that I missed all of it (except for the 20-minute lecture), but later I heard from my friend that "She took the biggest gulp we have every seen her take, and then, with a look of disgust she sprayed it out onto her carefully laid out papers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyWords Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 good prank, but ive got none to share since ive never done a one at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I pity you. You have no idea how much pranks helped me and my bro out. My bros claim to fame was he put a kid in his locker in grade 8 . The kids was his friend, and he wanted to see if he could fit into his locker, but still its pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I for one will laugh the day a prank comes back to haunt you in the form of an expensive hospital bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I for one will laugh the day a prank comes back to haunt you in the form of an expensive hospital bill. Or possible criminal charges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Or possible criminal charges... Yeah, but severe injury is far more funny than being locked up. Unless prison rape is involved, then it depends on just how bad the injury was. .... I sense I've gone too far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Criminal charges ha..... I was in grade 7 and it was salt and vinegar... she'll never get me into prison, but if she took it to court I have enough evidence to get her fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Not sure if it is prank, moreso a bit of payback that became a life lesson.... In 1984 my most prized posession was my Luke Skywalker Jedi figurine(the one in the black clothes) I was nearly 11 at this stage. There was this weird kid in my street who used to like stealing things when he was at your house playing. Lo and behold, he stole my Luke jedi figure. I went to his house and confronted him, he bragged that he had it, and that he broke its head and arms off He even showed me it to prove it. It was at this stage that I set into motion a plan of sweet revenge... The next day I knew he was visiting his dad(looking back methinks it was his parents separation that was contributing to his terrible behaviour, but I wasnt really aware of the emotional ramifications of this when I was 11). So, when he was out, I went to his house. His mum came to the door and I mentioned that I had left something in that kids room and if i could please go get it. She allowed me in and I took what I knew to be his favourite spider-man figurine. Over the course of the next day, I found a largish cardboard box, and walked around the front lawns of my street knocking bits of dog crap into it with a long stick. When I had enough, I placed the prized spider man figurine in the box amongst the mess and made sure I pushed in down with the stick. I then got some of my dads BBQ lighter fluid and put match to it. This was on the street just in front of the kids house. The spider man burnt and melted, infused with the smell of burnt dog waste. The fire died down and I walked away, convinced that I had enacted just revenge for the destruction of my beloved Jedi Luke figurine. Of course, the kid came home and saw what happenned. He started crying and went and told his mum, who promptly marched to our front door. She told my dad, who was apologetic and asked me for an explanation, which I gave. My dad very diplomatically offered to pay to replace his spider man, which the mum declined, adding that all she wanted was for me to never go to their house again. After she was gone, my dad turned around and scruffed my hair, saying not to be upset, and that he was proud of me !! (I was expecting to get into deep trouble!) The next day I was very pleased when he came home after work with a BRAND NEW Luke Skywalker Jedi Figurine. It means alot to me that thing, and sits on my desk at work to this very day oh yeah, and the life lesson was, which was conferred upon me by my dad: Dont let people who have unjustly wronged you get away with it mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Maker Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Wow, you got lucky. If I did that I woulda been grounded for 2 weeks <.< I have never really done any "big" pranks (that I can remember) so I think I will just read other peoples pranks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Yeah, that's more of revenge @ Astro. I like it though,very awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Well man parenting has certainly changed. But wow, nice work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I would have to agree with Hal there, was he always like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Great pranks so far, but here are a few more... When I was working at Pizza Hut, one day before April Fools', the store manager and I came up with a brilliant plan to spook the hell out of the assistant manager. She was a lazy old bag and she never lifted a finger to help me one time when I fell in the kitchen so we hatched this plan. We all knew that she couldn't stand the sight of blood, so we decided to stage an accident. It was also well known that I was the fastest employee at the "cut table" and many customers remarked that it was amazing that I still had all of my fingers (what with using that large guillotine-like rocker blade and all). Armed with these facts, we left the kitchen in a mess, mixed some red food coloring with corn syrup, dripped this mixture all over the cutting board, along the floor, and out the door to the parking lot. The manager scrawled a quick message on a piece of cardboard "Sorry about the mess...taking John to the hospital!" and left it on the cut table. The flip side of the cardboard said "April Fools!" When she came in the next morning, she was totally grossed out! She fell for it hook, line, and sinker! Another prank, this time by the same store manager mentioned above, involved an Employee Meal Thief. He said that there was a waitress at the store he had managed previously that thought nothing of stealing other employees' food. If, for instance, you fixed a personal pan pizza, took it to the break area, and then went to get a drink, if she saw your food laying there unattended, she would scarf up the whole thing! So the manager and the cooks hatched a plan for revenge. They took a pizza crust, sauced it, scraped the "make" table, the "cut" table, and the floor for toppings, covered it with cheese, cooked it and set it in the break room. In classic form, she went back there and ate every bite. When the crew broke the bad news to her about eating what later became known as the "Cess-Lovers' Pizza" (as in cesspool), she about puked! But she never ate another employee meal again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 SHHHHHH!!! Dont give the moderators ideas for next April Fools day! hehehe When I was younger, I tried the celophane on the toilet thing, but it didnt work. It was spotted. I tried the water over the door thing, too. It didn't work because no one came through the door and I got bored. So, I took it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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