RobQel-Droma Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 104) You are told to identify different sentences and so you stand up and go "Statement: ...., or Defiant Statement:" in memory of HK. 105) You keep trying to force choke your teacher but you can't figure out why it wont work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Now, don't say that. Users are welcome, just not welcome to bash. 105) In fond memory of one part of Taris: You form an Anti-Alien League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 no like yoda,he says thinnks like, cloudy is your future, cloudy being the verb, like that lol Sorry to tell you, but cloudy is an adjective. 106) You know you got it bad when you try to blow up your neighboors computer from yours, only to find out you don't have enough spikes. 107)When you join a forum and start calling peoples jokes gay even though A)jokes don't have a sexual orientation B)you don't provide an example of a "straight" joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Now, don't say that. Users are welcome, just not welcome to bash. Oh, of course he is welcome. I was just saying don't bash the jokes if you don't have any contribution or a reason to be bashing them other than your opinion; Kind of like what Hallucination said in number 107. 108) You try and get your family members to make stuff for you. 109) After doing 108, you come back to them after dumping it all in a container and wonder why they can't make you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 110) You design more than one mod which makes the NPC's "a little bit more difficult". In memory of the late Mr. Happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 111) You name your pets after creatures names in Star Wars: Mr. Happy, Gizka, etc. 112) You start looking for another hardcore mod for the hardcore mod in your override that will call dificult easy, insane regular, and have another dificult leve. 113) You spend your whole time thinking up the wierdest storylines for KotOR III possible, just to make it different. 114) You say "I told you so" to Bastila and "You already told me that" to Malak when he says that you are Revan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarNProgress Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Sorry to tell you, but cloudy is an adjective. 106) You know you got it bad when you try to blow up your neighboors computer from yours, only to find out you don't have enough spike 107)When you join a forum and start calling peoples jokes gay even though A)jokes don't have a sexual orientation B)you don't provide an example of a "straight" joke Actually, in that sentence, cloudy is an adverb . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 115) You try to install all the recruitment mods. 116) When you learn that they enter in conflict between them, you happly realize that you have a reason to play K1 with every new recruit team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Actually, in that sentence, cloudy is an adverb . Actually an adverb modifies a verb, adjective or another adverb. An adjective modifies a noun or pronoun. In that sentence the noun is 'future' and is being modified the adjective 'cloudy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 117) You walk into the local club and wonder where those twi'lek dancers are. 118) You kill frogs just to see if they will split into two live ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 119) Whenever you plan to commit a misdeed, you talk to yourself loudly about it, and end the tangent with malicious stomach clutching laughter. 120) You light candles at night for all the victims on Taris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 121) You find yourself staring at rubbish cans in the mall, wondering what random loot they contain. 122) On Manaan and Tatooine, you bring Bastila and Mission along when your character goes swoop racing, strip them to their undies and refer to them as your "cheerleaders" when your exasperated wife and/or daughter looks on in eye-rolling bemusment. 123) You have seriously and without a trace of irony, inadvertently attempted to pay for some consumer goods in the real world with "credits" when you in fact have no Visa, Mastercard or Amex card in your wallet. 124) Your video-game-numbed brain registers surprise when your repeated attempts to strike up a conversation with that cute little number in the pub all fail and she isn't still there when you emerge from the bathroom, waiting for the correct dialogue options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 125) You invent the word "twookie". He knows what I mean... (Thou-shalt-not-live-that-down! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 122) On Manaan and Tatooine, you bring Bastila and Mission along when your character goes swoop racing, strip them to their undies and refer to them as your "cheerleaders" when your exasperated wife and/or daughter looks on in eye-rolling bemusment. Sounds like you've done that one eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 125) You invent the word "twookie". He knows what I mean... (Thou-shalt-not-live-that-down! ) I agree with that completely; man, when I first heard that I just felt sick. BTW, once I did go out looking for recruitment mods to see if I could replace everybody.... Unfortunately, there are a few characters you haven't been replaced so far, and I wasn't too impressed by the ones that were. 126) You go to a racetrack and don't understand why people won't hire you saying stuff like "the moment you walked in here I knew you had racing potential." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soogz Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 127) You act like you are DSM exile in real life. Short and sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 128) You have to go to a doctor for your stress waiting for the next KotOR game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 129) You win arguments by using imformation and plot twists from Star Wars (I've done this. People don't hang out with me anymore...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 130) Every cool story, movie, or book that you really like ends up in your own personal fantasy combined with lightsabers and the force. (I do this so much... Several different movies I have watched and liked almost always have the characters wielding lightsabers now in my mind...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Oh, ****! I do that every time I watch The Return of the King! I imagine myself charging with a Jedi army at my command, slaughtering the Orcs. Flamin' awesome. (I know, not so humble, am I. Well, it's my mind, so I get to be the big hero.) Rob, I'm subscribed to that site. If you think I'm clicking the link in your sig, you're nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Rob, I'm subscribed to that site. If you think I'm clicking the link in your sig, you're nuts. Got it from you, my friend . Decided I would have a little fun... Ha! I have done the exact same thing with Return of the King. I have also done it with Star Trek. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry once got turned into a Jedi Academy, along with the new "Tri-Jedi Tournament". All right, call me wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 131) Your attempts to create an arsenal of sonic rifles have exhausted your local Home Depot's supply of air horns, duct tape and hockey sticks. 132) You have been remanded for psychiatric evaluation following your attempt to enter classified areas of your local army base disguised in a trash can on roller skates. 133) You have been forcibly removed from a shopping center after extended periods of time trying to remove the restraining bolts from department store mannequins. 134) You have needed violent physical reminders that whatever you may believe your level to be, on planet Earth your "Sith Death Scream" does not, in fact, damage opponents--it merely confuses or annoys them. 134) You have reduced more than one corporate receptionist to tears in your fervor to uncover their company's role in the wookie enslavement. Sounds like you've done that one eh? The cheerleader bit? Heh heh...yeah, that one was a chuckle. When my player character was female, I had her prance about in her bikini too--I called that one the "Charlie's Angels" maneouver. To their credit, my wife and daughter saw the humor in it, although my kid was definitely NOT impressed. In TSL, she was really angry when I had my guy sparring with Handmaiden. It took repeated demonstrations to satisfy her that, yes, in fact that was the game taking her robes off, not me. I can see her now, arms akimbo in indignation, "Put her clothes on RIGHT NOW!" Good times...hehehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 All right, call me wierd... How can I? I am equally guilty. 131) Your attempts to create an arsenal of sonic rifles have exhausted your local Home Depot's supply of air horns, duct tape and hockey sticks. Why'd you have to type that, and make me choke on the breakfast I was eating at the time?? 132) You have been remanded for psychiatric evaluation following your attempt to enter classified areas of your local army base disguised in a trash can on roller skates. Yet another reason to get TSL: WTF!?!?!?!? "I'm not the first guy to fall in love with a woman he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientists only to lose her to a childhood lover who she last saw on a desert island who 15 years later turned out to be the leader of the French underground...!" Oh I know. It's all like... some bad movie! Okay, so I don't spam: 135) You see a husband working on his home. His wife is bringing a couple if tubes to him, and carries them over her shoulders. You look at her, think she's a Twi'Lek, and grab her and run off, to the dismay of her husband, local police, and the psychiatrists who have to spend big bucks to deal with you. 136) You deprive local stores of aluminum foil, wires, batteries, and jewelry stores (crystals) to build your own lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 137) You try to bribe store employees to get access to what you call the "mainframe" to reveal non-existent corrupt information. 138) You don't get why you can walk off a cliff, and no invisible wall holds you back. 139) You can't get a "Field Survival Pistol" out of a pile of smelly chemicals and "components." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 140) You get home early from school and the first thing you do is log on to LF to view this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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