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Once again, Gerbil's insightful and well-composed remarks shed light on a hitherto unnoticed section of the subject of discussion.

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Man, I know like more than two people who got the birds and the bees talk by their dad putting on some porn and leaving them alone with it.

 

 

How does this qualify as a 'talk'?

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How does this qualify as a 'talk'?

 

Well I guess the kinky, corny pornographic dialogue was most of the actual talking part, but I think the graphic puzzle pieces fitting together were supposed to do most of the speaking.

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Well I guess the kinky, corny pornographic dialogue was most of the actual talking part, but I think the graphic puzzle pieces fitting together were supposed to do most of the speaking.
Cornographic?
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You know what, this is so much more ****ed up then the Cockring thread could ever hope to be. I'm ashamed of this thread, it shows what a bunch of racist perverts we are, besides Farakhan said I was going to hell because my kind of people where created by an evil scientist named Fakir. So no I'm really scared. I don't like Rosie O' Donnel much, maybe its because shes not hot or smart, Bernedette Peters is like 20 years older then her and she is so much hotter and smarter then Rosie. I don't like Barbera Walters either, I meen Stossel is so much smarter then Walters and his mustache isn't even close to being almost invisable like hers is. How many face lifts has she had? You'd think her eyes would be on her back by now. You know who else has a great stache? Tom Selleck has a great stache' although I can't see him as Indiana Jones, I meen he was Quigley, not Indy. I like Harrison Ford but I don't like the Dali Lhama. Remember that 2 headed Llama from the oringinal Dr. Doolittle? That movie kicked ass, although I still like Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy is much cooler then Rosie O' Donnel and Herb Bergson combined could ever hope to be. What you think I am Arab? You think because I have Darker skin and and an acent that I am Arab. You think we are all named Ali Baba and have pointy toed shoes. ALALALALlalalalallala! Speaking of Bernedette Peters who here hates Michael Eisner, I know I do. My foot fell asleep, damnit. Goerge Bush is the devil. Jmac is a slut. I rather enjoyed Dr. Strangelove it was teh funny movie, what?!? what do you meen put it in ittlaics or however you spell it. Syntheticgerbil iz so funni, monkey butt? Whatever happened to Monkey pox? I should really be asleep right now.

 

 

But in closing Nelson Mandella is so much cooler then Rosie 'O Donnel.

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