Reborn Outcast Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 This is one of the rare things on the internet that makes me laugh. Enjoy! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/?topthirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 That, my freind was friggen awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There's also one for Vin Diesel and Mr. T . The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back. The Mr. T one isn't that funny though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 The Mr. T one isn't that funny though... Yea the Mr. T one isn't that funny, but Vin Diesel made me laugh so hard I started crying. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Hehe, checked these out a couple days go, there's a couple other ones here... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Yeah, we spread this through my school for a while, it's funny for a long time but it might get a bit overplayed. Just don't overdo it when you pass it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Hehe, checked these out a couple days go, there's a couple other ones here... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ That site = Awesome. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa_0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Hhehehe alot of those are really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. My favorite one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Heh, I drive by chuck norris' ranch every time we go to our country property. >_> <_< *gets roundhouse'd* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris by god! mike was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 This is one of the rare things on the internet that makes me laugh. Enjoy! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/?topthirty *AUDIBLE GASP* Still funny, nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Yeah, we already have that random clean website thread as roxstar has reminded us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.