Reborn Outcast Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 This is one of the rare things on the internet that makes me laugh. Enjoy! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/?topthirty
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There's also one for Vin Diesel and Mr. T . The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back. The Mr. T one isn't that funny though...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 12, 2006 Author Posted January 12, 2006 The Mr. T one isn't that funny though... Yea the Mr. T one isn't that funny, but Vin Diesel made me laugh so hard I started crying. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
BongoBob Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Hehe, checked these out a couple days go, there's a couple other ones here... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Mike Windu Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Yeah, we spread this through my school for a while, it's funny for a long time but it might get a bit overplayed. Just don't overdo it when you pass it around.
TiE23 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Hehe, checked these out a couple days go, there's a couple other ones here... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ That site = Awesome. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. My favorite one yet
IG-64 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Heh, I drive by chuck norris' ranch every time we go to our country property. >_> <_< *gets roundhouse'd*
Lightsaberboy Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris by god! mike was right!
RoxStar Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 This is one of the rare things on the internet that makes me laugh. Enjoy! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/?topthirty *AUDIBLE GASP* Still funny, nonetheless.
Nalukai Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. rofl
TiE23 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Too funny.
ET Warrior Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Yeah, we already have that random clean website thread as roxstar has reminded us
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