alliespixie Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Davinq said: She's being very exclusive. yeah no kidding
Samnmax221 Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 jmac7142 said: Because you're on. Be nice Jmac or I won't unlock the chastity belt.
DarthAve Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Well it is a MAJOR AWARD(leg lamp), but I don't let it go to my head. The vest though...yes. I have a sparkley vest that shows that I'm a better singer than you. YO MAMMA
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 I heard that negotiators are being taught YO MOMMA jokes to break the fragile psyches and sense of self-worth of hostage-holders.
Poopdogjr Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Maybe they could get That 70's Show Fez to be a full-time negotiator. Sure he would proabably end up getting everyone held hostage killed and most likely get shot himself in the process. Which is kinda sad for the hostages. But look at it this way: He won't be doing that retarded show YO MAMA anymore. I think even the dead hostages would have to agree the price would be worth it.
DarthAve Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 I liked YO MAMMA in LA, but not in NYC. Take it to the ATL and maybe.
Davinq Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Are we going to reduce this thread to a pointless YO MAMMA joke contest? Yes. Yo Mamma's so stupid she broke da law and offered to fix it.
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Yo Momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish!
itchythesamurai Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Miss_Mayhem said: Yo Momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish! Hazing of freshmen is not only frowned upon these days but is often illegal. So if you do it, just make sure you don't get caught.
Poopdogjr Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 It's always funny when someone makes a Yo Mamma joke in hopes of insulting you and your loving mother. Only to have it backfire on them, because you hate your mom anyway so the insult doesn't even matter. ZINGED!
itchythesamurai Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Oh man, I learned my lesson the hard way not to joke about someone's mom unless you know for a fact that she is alive.
Davinq Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Ppl1: Your mom! Ppl2: ...had a baby. Easy retort.
Samnmax221 Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Davinq said: Ppl1: Your mom! Ppl2: ...had a baby. Easy retort. No she had a misscairage you worthless ****, I hate you **** ****er.
DarthAve Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
St. Jimmy Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Yo mama's so stupid, she tells yo mama jokes. You all suck.
Halo_92 Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 itchythesamurai said: Oh man, I learned my lesson the hard way not to joke about someone's mom unless you know for a fact that she is alive. Whats your point?
St. Jimmy Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Halo_92 said: Whats your point? Normally just an ordinary knife, but in this case, it's an especially sharp dagger. Just for you.
itchythesamurai Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 St. Jimmy said: Normally just an ordinary knife, but in this case, it's an especially sharp dagger. Just for you. Thanks for reminding me, I bought a dagger at the Renaissance Festival couple weeks ago and let my friend borrow it because he has a whetstone to sharpen it with. Should be ready by now.
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