JediMaster12 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Ah what the crotchety fogies tell you when they like you but are gruff about it. Keep them coming Shem. You outlasted me in this thread. As to the topic, well the funny thing I can think of is what I have heard on restored dialogue on TSL when HK torments the "cruder versions" of him. I laughed when the captive HK-50 cries, "My photoreceptors, my photoreceptors!" The audio was really funny. Brings me to chuckles now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Correction:'' My photoreceptors! My motivators!'' - The torture training captive HK-50 unit And now back on topic - to me it was a lot funnier to hear that other HK-50 unit, the captive in the interrogation training. Partial conversation replay: HK-50 captive:''Exclamation: I will tell you nothing! Electrocute me, dismantle me as many times as you want and I shall permit it!'' HK-50 interrogator:''Irritated Command: Stop! You are *not* following your victim protocols.'' HK-50 captive:''Statement: But I am a willing victim, with many secrets that you must extract from me. Painfully. I beg you. Do not spare the hydrospanner or the fusion cutter.'' HK-50 interrogator:''Statement: Hold on a moment. I must calibrate this one's victim protocols.'' --replay complete-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Keep them coming Shem. You outlasted me in this thread. The thing is, I have so many of these still. And as long as you and others keep posting in this thread, I'll keep posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Where does that come in? I've played KOTOR 30 times and I have never seen that dialogue before. Hmmm... Still it reflects Jolee's nature as to how he feels about the Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I for one found that one of the funniest lines in Kotor II was "Just because I have feelings for her doesn't mean I'm going to charge up her loading ramp." from the male Exile to Kreia about Visas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Where does that come in? I've played KOTOR 30 times and I have never seen that dialogue before. Hmmm... Still it reflects Jolee's nature as to how he feels about the Jedi. It's when you first meet Jolee where that dialogue happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 i got these abslolutely hilarious options while chatting with HK (as usual): 1)Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master... 2)Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human... 3)Commentary: That is a very clever turn of phrase, master. Your brain is very un-meatbag-like. 4)Answer: Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag? HK ROCKS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Haven't been here for a while. You can get the dialogue with Jolee talking about being a good teacher if you kill the poachers. Speaking of which... "Yep, I figured it only a matter of time until we had the whole 'come back to the Order' discussion. Well there's no avoiding it now, so let's get it over with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sable Phoenix Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i got these abslolutely hilarious options while chatting with HK (as usual): 1)Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master... 2)Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human... 3)Commentary: That is a very clever turn of phrase, master. Your brain is very un-meatbag-like. 4)Answer: Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag? HK ROCKS!! And here I thought I'd found all of HK's dialogue. How do you get these conversation options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Obviously, tell him to stop calling people meatbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 "they went all crazy". -mercanary in manaan underwater lab place no sh*t sherlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 And here I thought I'd found all of HK's dialogue. How do you get these conversation options? as StafSaberist said, tell HK to stop saying "meatbag" and keep persisting, you'll have to try different options one by one. You'll get them eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 "Hello, fishy, fishy?" The crazy coot in the locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 "If you can run, you might be fast food!" -Same guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TSR Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "Hello, fishy, fishy?" The crazy coot in the locker. maybe a little bit off topic, but can you actually get him out of there without putting your lightsabre in? the persuade/force persuade options never seem to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 wow.bioware really are a bunch of desperate freaks. (hopes he doesnt get banned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatbag Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 That would be Obsidian. And I DID hear that is a DS thing option thingy. But I think that's a mod. I think I'll search Handmaiden's voice files later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I never got that option. Oh, sometimes I wish I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatbag Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Nice pics Shem, but, ah, care to explain a bit? And do the Handmaiden or Visas (or Atton, or Kreia) react? I imagine... Kreia: Indignities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 And do the Handmaiden or Visas (or Atton, or Kreia) react? I imagine... Kreia: Indignities. Oh reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 HOW DO YOU GET THESE?!?!? YOU MUST EXPLAIN!!! Shem, not telling us is brutal; we gotta know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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