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Ah what the crotchety fogies tell you when they like you but are gruff about it. Keep them coming Shem. You outlasted me in this thread.:D

As to the topic, well the funny thing I can think of is what I have heard on restored dialogue on TSL when HK torments the "cruder versions" of him. I laughed when the captive HK-50 cries, "My photoreceptors, my photoreceptors!" The audio was really funny. Brings me to chuckles now :rofl:

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Correction:'' My photoreceptors! My motivators!''

- The torture training captive HK-50 unit

 

And now back on topic - to me it was a lot funnier to hear that other HK-50 unit, the captive in the interrogation training.

 

Partial conversation replay:

 

HK-50 captive:''Exclamation: I will tell you nothing! Electrocute me, dismantle me as many times as you want and I shall permit it!''

HK-50 interrogator:''Irritated Command: Stop! You are *not* following your victim protocols.''

HK-50 captive:''Statement: But I am a willing victim, with many secrets that you must extract from me. Painfully. I beg you. Do not spare the hydrospanner or the fusion cutter.''

HK-50 interrogator:''Statement: Hold on a moment. I must calibrate this one's victim protocols.''

 

--replay complete--

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Keep them coming Shem. You outlasted me in this thread.

The thing is, I have so many of these still. And as long as you and others keep posting in this thread, I'll keep posting. :)

 

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I for one found that one of the funniest lines in Kotor II was "Just because I have feelings for her doesn't mean I'm going to charge up her loading ramp." from the male Exile to Kreia about Visas.

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Where does that come in? I've played KOTOR 30 times and I have never seen that dialogue before. Hmmm...

Still it reflects Jolee's nature as to how he feels about the Jedi.

It's when you first meet Jolee where that dialogue happens.

 

 

 

 

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i got these abslolutely hilarious options while chatting with HK (as usual):

 

1)Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master...

 

2)Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human...

 

3)Commentary: That is a very clever turn of phrase, master. Your brain is very un-meatbag-like.

 

4)Answer: Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?

 

:rofl:

HK ROCKS!!

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Haven't been here for a while.

 

You can get the dialogue with Jolee talking about being a good teacher if you kill the poachers. Speaking of which...

 

"Yep, I figured it only a matter of time until we had the whole 'come back to the Order' discussion. Well there's no avoiding it now, so let's get it over with."

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i got these abslolutely hilarious options while chatting with HK (as usual):

 

1)Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master...

 

2)Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human...

 

3)Commentary: That is a very clever turn of phrase, master. Your brain is very un-meatbag-like.

 

4)Answer: Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?

 

:rofl:

HK ROCKS!!

 

And here I thought I'd found all of HK's dialogue. How do you get these conversation options?

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And here I thought I'd found all of HK's dialogue. How do you get these conversation options?

 

as StafSaberist said, tell HK to stop saying "meatbag" and keep persisting, you'll have to try different options one by one. You'll get them eventually :D

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"Hello, fishy, fishy?"

The crazy coot in the locker. :lol:

 

maybe a little bit off topic, but can you actually get him out of there without putting your lightsabre in? the persuade/force persuade options never seem to work

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That would be Obsidian. And I DID hear that is a DS thing option thingy.

 

But I think that's a mod.

 

I think I'll search Handmaiden's voice files later...

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Nice pics Shem, but, ah, care to explain a bit?

 

And do the Handmaiden or Visas (or Atton, or Kreia) react? I imagine... Kreia: Indignities.

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