JediMaster12 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 That didn't work so well. Here you can go to the XBox web site to download and view the movie. It's the hidden first meeting of Atton and the Exile. http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/s/starwarskotorsithlords/spotlight3.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderous_ordo1 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 its all very funny i liked the earlier posts they were very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Can't remember if this was already posted or not... "Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master." --HK-47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Looking through the sound files there's some absolute gems. "All it takes is one blaster bolt to your bandoloir strap and suddenly you're Peragus, get it?" Will need to play through to these sections to take screencaps. Here's one of the early Carth\Revan romance scenes. You can have a lot of fun with this. This is just one of the dialogue paths. Love the faces Revan makes. It also shows how skilled she is, being able to raise the left and right eyebrow independently. Also this bit which follows immediately afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Need to try and revive this thread. The Exile gets her revenge on Mira. Paybacks are...well what the Exile is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The Kreia One is funny also... Visas... then again it would be both disturbing and erotic to see her abused body, with all those scars from self mutilation and what not...(I mean, she is definitely a cutter, and probably worse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavroche Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Lol Shem, this one is bu far funnier than the other Revan/Malak pictures you usually post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Mira griping on Malechor. "Well here's a surprise. Yet another slice of galactic paradise. Why can't we ever go to Aldaraan or Ithor or someplace without metal, jagged rocks and packs of bloodthirsty beasts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderous_ordo1 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 found three very funny parts in kotor the first is betwen canderous and jolee jolee now where are you going with this i wonder canderous shut up old man and don't spoil anything or ill twist that scrawny neck of yours jolee it was just an idle question don't get so testy damit reven force persade to a sith you will help up SHARDAN what have my brains started dribbling out of my nose or something reven that would be a inprovement reven wern't you an adventure jolee diddne't i say the past was my affair you don't see me prodding you with questions do reven your just not used to company stop being an old coot jolee hmph i might be but a mouthy young thing like yourself shouldent get to call me an old coot and besides you don't really want to talk about this were talking old history perhaps before you were born history bores kids proven fact reven yer well old people like to talk about history proven fact jolee ok ok don't cry about it later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJL Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 HK-47: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Awesome pic Shem! BTW: How did you get them to stop in that hangar? I thought they just ran into the Hawk when you passed into the Hangar Bay module? Here's my first attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindtwistah Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Some of my favorite quotes: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." ―HK-47 "Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?" ―HK-47 "There is a faction of meatbags called the Sith. They want what any rational meatbag would want - the power to assassinate anyone they choose at any time." ―HK-47 "Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" ―HK-47 "And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable." ―HK-47 talking about the HK-50 "Droids tend to blend into the background, like a bench or a card table. Mockery: Droid, fetch this. Droid, translate that. Droid, clean out the trash compactor. Part of the love of my function comes when the ‘furnishings’ pull out tibanna-powered rifles and point them at the owners' heads." ―HK-47 "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much." ―HK-47 HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such." Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!" HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea." — HK-47 and Revan "As a meatbag would say: 'I have a bad feeling about this.'" ―HK-47 HK-47: "Query: Can I kill him now, master? I would like ever so much to crush his neck, just a little. It is a long-time fantasy of mine." Revan: "Maybe later." HK-47: "You hear that, meatbag? I will be back!" — HK-47 and Revan Jedi Exile: "I believe it's called 'pulling a Bindo." Brianna: "Pulling...a Bindo?" Jedi Exile: "Bad joke, bald man, long story." Exile: "You still holding a grudge?" Kex: "You still breathing?" "Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait... what was this about...?" ―Jolee Bindo Bastila: "The fact that you are so strong in the Force and have had such relatively little training could have terrible consequences. For you, and for everyone around you." Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light." "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance." ―Bao-Dur "Between assassin droids, a Sith Lord who looks like he sleeps with vibroblades, and being target practice for a Republic ship, I was better off in my cell!" ―Atton Rand "Just so you Jedi know, the whole cryptic routine isn't mysterious. It's just irritating. If you really can see the future, you should be at the pazaak table." ―Atton Rand "You know the problem with the youth of today? They're young!" ―Jolee Bindo "...but from now on, you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group — with a lightsaber. And Force powers." ―Jolee Bindo Atris: "A physical victory is not the only victory... or the only loss." Jedi Exile: "Nice words... but if we listened to you, we'd be hearing it in Mandalorian right now." Bastila: "Don't worry, these are simple questions. Nothing too intrusive. First, what kind of background do you have?" Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic." — Bastila and Revan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Here's a funny scene from KOTOR with HK-47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frizz Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Don't Know if these have been added or not: In Nar Shadda after meeting with the guy who claims the Ebon Hawk as his own: Atton: Lemme shoot him in the back, no one has to know. Handmaiden: Atton restrain yourself. Handmaiden: Besides, a blaster would be unnecessary when a nerve strike to his neck would incapacitate him painfully without inflicting any lasting harm. Atton: Good point. Whispering Locker: You're not gonna get me, Fishy. I'm safe behind five-no- TEN centimeters of Durasteel. No food for Fishy! Atton: Well, it's a good thing that's not a trap. Disciple: No Atton! I think it may BE a trap! Everyone else: ... Mission (referring the the reunion of HK47 and Revan): Wow...what are the chances of that happening? Canderous: Remember, we're talking about the Force here. At any moment, Malak could fall from the sky and I wouldn't bat an eyelash. Mission: Good point. Lashowe: Do you know how many Sith are on Korriban? Jolee: 12, no, no, 13 Canderous: Good one old man Jolee: Thank you, it takes a lot of work to be irreverant at my age I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Oh great. The Jedi had trained up Revan to be an elite commando and turned him loose and already he's chatting up a Sith. Vrook'll love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StaffSaberist Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I just uploaded a video with some of the best highlights from HK-47 in K1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6sx0rWJGQI Enjoy and don't laugh too hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I just uploaded a video with some of the best highlights from HK-47 in K1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6sx0rWJGQI Enjoy and don't laugh too hard! Excellent vid Shem! Makes me want to re-install and start playing again.. I didn't realize how much I missed HK.. hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sekan Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I just uploaded a video with some of the best highlights from HK-47 in K1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6sx0rWJGQI Enjoy and don't laugh too hard! Hahaha to funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "...a uniform too," "Damnit!" "I-I mean, good to hear it... no sense in you running around half-naked... it's distracting... for the droids," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Well, more good news for you HK-47 lovers. I made a video of a TSL version of my favorite quotes from our favorite droid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPquKcDQPU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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