Sinapus Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "This sounds like a job for a Wookiee!" -One of the suggestions for picking a party member to bust you, Carth and Bastila out of the Leviathan's brig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Starfire Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Here's a funny one..... It's at the Iziz cantina, after you win all the swoop races, the guy in charge goes "I can't believe it! Your reflexes must be almost Jedi-like!" ......or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I LOVE these HK lines... and the Exile's line HK-47 Mockery: Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy mucas covered lips together in the cargo hold. HK-47 Mockery: Oh, Master, I can not trust you, I do not trust you, I can not trust you or anyone else ever again! HK-47 Query: Do you see what I had to put up with? It's a good thing the crew isn't like this now.... Exile: Ummm... right, maybe you need to tune up your photoreceptors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salzella Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Carth: Is this a raffle? How many guesses do we get? Sith: Enough to crush this fool! almost enough to persuade me to take Carth to Korriban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? I'm glad I wasn't eating when I saw that. Brilliant. We need more image manips like this. Here's one I found that I quite like. Excuse for not being as gut bustingly funny as Kreia\Sion, but I thought it was worth sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? That was worse than Queen Jool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? Updated version. I should have used the Darth Traya version. I also messed around with the dialogue a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanius Anglesmith Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? Updated version. I should have used the Darth Traya version. I also messed around with the dialogue a little more. http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5704/lordofsionup7.jpg That's...just...gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Shem: You evil little man! That is gross, and...totally funny. I knew you had a sense of humor but that may bring on the insanity plea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenbob1973 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 after you return the personal assistant droid back to the woman on dantowine. you go back into the jedi onclave and talk to the droid. she thanks you with enthusiasm. then the droid sais "just shoot me". then cand says heh looks like that droid's really going to serve his master tonight. That was down right funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 How did Darth Sion become the "Lord of Pain"? Updated version. I should have used the Darth Traya version. I also messed around with the dialogue a little more. http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5704/lordofsionup7.jpg Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious..... Shem deserves the prize of the most twisted yet funny mind ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavroche Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 "Like an organic creature would say, "I have a bad feeling about this"..." - HK-47, in the HK-50 Factory cut content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderous_ordo1 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 i found a very funny one today in knights of the old republic it was a very funny i was arguing with the sith the first battle after malak this is sort of how it happened from memory the sith said you republic people sicken me then my player said do you have any idea who your talking to let me guess the dark lord of the sith ha ha your not the dark lord then the the main player goes how about i just remove your face the sith went the streets of alto city is no such place for such violence the selkath would be on you faster then a Mon calamari in during mating season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne26 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Tanis in KOTOR 1, he muttered something bout his wife knowing who was getting married too. KOTOR 2 Mira's explanation on how to get men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Bastila: "I say leave him." Tanis: "Your pretty heartless for such a pretty lady." Bastila: "I take it back, let's congradulate his wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reven0123 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Carth: Is this a raffle? How many guesses do we get? Sith: Enough to crush this fool! were's this one from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalMark Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 On Korriban when you talk to Lashowe and she asks do you know how many sith are here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trex Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 On one of my play throughs of KOTOR 2, when T3-M4 takes out the HK-50s, it happened to kill all three at once. It was quite amusing to here all three go "Systems failing master" in choral singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavroche Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I've heard about Atton's "Pure Pazaak !" line, but I have no idea of when he says that. Where can I hear him saying it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentScope001 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I've heard about Atton's "Pure Pazaak !" line, but I have no idea of when he says that. Where can I hear him saying it ? Well, when he is using a Security skill and succeds in unlocking a door or a container, he says "Pure Pazzak!" He also says Pure Pazzak when he hacks into the communication center upon Peragus after you free him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reven0123 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 one of my favorites is were your in a tomb on korriban on kotor and that sith student tries to take ajuntias blade and Hk goes "Warning:Touch the master's blade and lose an arm meatbag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Here are a few that I liked (made me laugh or smile while playing). Canderous: I always think we should leave you on the ship, old man. Not enough to save your sorry self. You couldn't find your backside with your hands and your friends. And don't think I wouldn't enjoy blowing you to bits. Also the bits at Korriban w/Jolee (scrawny neck, up against a wall..) Jolee: Don't get smart mouthed with me, young man. You're not too old to put over my knee. My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir. Hmmph, suddenly I'm a convincing slave, am I? Maybe you should have left me on the ship. HK47: You hear that meatbag? I will be back. That's the way to tell the meabags master. Charging weapons just in case. This should be fun. You're going to trust this organic meatbag, master? Very dicey proposition. Oh, fine, laugh at me master. Humiliate your pet droid, go ahead. You are a very harsh master, master. I like you. Revan/PC: You're so cute when you're embarrassed. I make you tremble? Do you get all tingly inside too? You've travelled a long way just to die, Calo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavroche Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Well, when he is using a Security skill and succeds in unlocking a door or a container, he says "Pure Pazzak!" He also says Pure Pazzak when he hacks into the communication center upon Peragus after you free him. Thanks ! That's too bad, in French, on Peragus, he actually just says "That's a day I should have played Pazaak !" but I'll try the security-thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglu Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Awww! That's what I miss in the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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