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Here's the deal...

State your ideal alliances of your top three heros and villains, and we'll try them by fire and see who comes out on top!

 

You get a team for each, and can put it up against another's teams or your own in any combination (your heros vs their villains, your heros vs their heros, etc.)

 

Standard classifications of good/evil don't apply, you could make mother teresa an evil mastermind if you want.

 

Any character, person, animal, or whatever is acceptable, they don't have to be established in famous comics or anything (example: Heros could be Obiwan, Worf, and Benjamin Franklin... Villains might be Yoda, Leanardo Da Vinci, and Oprah)

 

Good luck and may God have mercy on the losers:D

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well, since no one knows what's going on (I sure as heck don't) :xp: .. nor tends to want to answer the question...

 

I'm :lock: to prevent 1,000 others from saying pretty much what Astrotoy7 & Fuu have already said ;)

 

EDIT: RJM PM'ed me to tell me more "detail" about what the intent of the thread is.. so I'll let him explain (as per our deal).. hehehe

 

Until then, this thread is granted a "reprieve" :D

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Thanks Supercool Chainz Mon!!:D

 

The intent was not an RPG or some kind of pokemon game, but a serious (well semi-serious, it is superheros after all;)) discussion about the advantages, pros/cons, and strengths/weaknesses of anything or anyone who could be fit (or shoved) into the categories of heros/villains.

 

I'm sorry if it sounded more like an RPG, the "my team" concept is simply for organization and so that no one person suggests fifty different characters, you get three heros and three villains for the duration of the thread (consider them locked in;)). Your heros and villains are matched in a battle of analysis and debate with another set of heros or villains, your own or someone elses', they can't be broken up either (only 3 heros or 3 villains)

 

I hope that is more clear:)

 

@Chainz, As per our deal, here are your D333 pics, the 3rd one has some leaves in front of it, I accidentally had my finger over the lense of the 6th one, and the 9th is a picture of the sky above the tree I fell from ;) (even Chainz isn't untouchable :xp: )

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lolz....people need to keep in mind that the goal when creating threads in this part of the forums is to promote discussion.

 

good luck in doing whatever this is....

 

RJM, you could have at least given an example of whatever the heck you are going on about or trying to achieve.

 

@Chainz... I hope he explained it well to you. Maybe you can let us in on it ? :)

 

mtfbwya

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Soldeed - he is utterly impervious to logic, reason, and quiet voices, totally insane, and convinced that the Nimon is really a god and the last of it's species. Has survived both being shot directly and the explosion of a massive space station sitting on the top of a black hole at least once.

 

Ming - His diabolical schemingness, his uber-reflective bald head, his mean stare, and of course his Hackneyed Ring Of Power all give him an edge.

 

The Celestial Toymaker is allpowerful within his own domain, and entraps travellers into playing games which, should they lose, allows him to make them his toys. Plus his funky desk-train.

 

edith: I'd like to replace the Toymaker with Sutekh the Destroyer, who can do stuff outside his own domain.

 

Sutekh's special powers: He is Sutekh the Destroyer. Where he treads he leaves nothing but dust and darkness, and finds that good. He also hurts people with his glowing green eyes and has telepsychic power beyond that of most races now existant.

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Hmm.. I never let a spam-portunity pass :D

 

Heroes

*Q.(Star Trek) - He is omnipotent. Nothing can destroy him, except the Q council.

*Wilt Chamberlain(70's Basketball player and Mega-Stud) - He is never impotent. Nothing can destroy his passion for boo-tay. Any opposing females removed from competition, as they have succumbed to his studliness, and will soon carry his child.

*Paul Muadib(Dune) - He is pretty kickass too, you must admit. On the land he can lead the immensely powerful worms. He also controls the spice, so thus controls space travel.

 

Villains

*The Master(Doctor) - All round Evil bastard. Cool Goatee. Can travel time to kill any good guy before they were born.

*Charles Manson - tricks hippie babes into violent murder.

*The AIDS monkey - the monkey that first transferred to AIDS virus to humans. Unstoppable Mofo, shoots laserbeams from his eyes and **** as well :D

 

mtfbwya

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Originally, yes. But somehow, John Nathan-Turner's insistance on turning the show into a pantomime ruined the character for me in Logopolis when, at the end of episode 1, he says something like "And now, Doctor, I think it's time to cut you down to size! Hahaha!" Yeesh, how over-done can you get? Besides, Merciless Ming beats all on the diabolically-cool rating.

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lolz... I knew that by mentioing The Master, RJMs bizarre game would turn into a Dr Who thread :D

 

The Master pwnz RJMS thread :D lolz

 

@The Doc... that clip bought some old memories back... I used to run around saying that in the very early 80s when friends and I used to watch Dr Who. I wanted him to mess Tom Baker up :p

 

mtfbwya

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What exactly are we meant to do now, anyway?

From what I gather, you debate or "pit" your hero/villain against someone else's...

 

ie - let's use Astro's picks for example ;)

Heroes

*Q.(Star Trek) - He is omnipotent. Nothing can destroy him, except the Q council.

 

Villains

*The AIDS monkey - the monkey that first transferred to AIDS virus to humans. Unstoppable Mofo, shoots laserbeams from his eyes and **** as well

1 - Well, the AIDS monkey was able to start a world-wide epidemic just with his bite. To this date it has been one of the most devastating disease known.

 

2 - Oh yeah, well Q doesn't contract diseases because he, well, he just doesn't..

 

1 - So, my crazed AIDS monkey could definitely whip Q because he'd just laser beam him when he first saw him

 

2- Nuh uh... Q knows everything and could just vanish before the beam hit him.. then Q would reappear behind the monkey and give him the universal wedgy..

 

1 - Nope, AIDS monkey doesn't wear underoos... so my monkey would jump on Q's face after he got goosed..

 

2- nope, Q can make his face dissappear with a snap of the finger

 

1 - then my monkey would bit Q's finger off.. neener neener Q has AIDS now.. I win..

 

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Something like that I'm guessing, but you're not limited to just your picks. You could debate why The Master might stand a chance against Charles Manson ;)

 

Hopefully RJM can confirm, cuz' this thread is beginning to smell like spiced canned meat... I'll wait for RJM to hopefully clarify before this thread gets the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.. hehehe..

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