Jae Onasi Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Inspired by watching MST3K's version of Hercules Unchained, which produced one of the funniest lines I've heard (Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?). So, anyone have any favorites? Favorite movie: Cave Dwellers Favorite line: From Big Man on Campus--a thief gets stuck behind a train, which throws off their heist schedule. Thief says, "God help us!" Crow replies: "Right, like with wars, famine and poverty, God really cares about your little heist"
Sable Phoenix Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 From Manos: Hands of Fate, the worst movie ever made, so bad even MST3K had trouble making it funny, but there was one classic line in it: Evil concubine: "Spare the child!" Crow: "And spoil the rod!"
HerbieZ Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 The movie, was PRICELESS! Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where? The Monitor: To your Earth. Exeter: A PEACEFUL relocation... Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course and Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around! I never laughed so hard, apart from when i saw that camcorder on QVC that advertised it had a "Multilingual Titler".
Point Man Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 Jae, you stole my favorite line (the one from Big Man on Campus). Here's my kids' favorite line: From Cave Dwellers: Old Man: The most important thing is imagination. The next most important thing... Crow: is peanut butter!
Aash Li Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 OMG I love MST3k!! They need to get this show back and running. I miss it. I never saw many eps because the stupid networks were always putting it on at like 5am and stuff... But I can remember laughing really hard listening to their sarcastic heckling.
PazaakPrincess Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 I haven't seen it in years, I watched all the original airings on Comedy Central back in the states but I haven't seen aired in the UK at all. So i can't really remember my favourties episodes but I doubt there was an episode where I didn't laugh. Crow is an excellent candidate for KOTOR However, I will date myself and say I was watching when Joel Hodgson first appeared on Saturday Night Live at least half a decade before MST3K.
Prime Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is God's gift to comedy.
Boba Rhett Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 I love, love MST3K. I have about 50 on CD and am constantly looking for more. Some of my favorites are, Jack Frost, Deathstalker, Santa Conquers the Martians and THEPUMAMAN. If you haven't seen those, do so.
TheGreenGoblin Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 Space Mutiny. Captain: This is my daughter Tom Servo: We're about the same age.
Jae Onasi Posted March 27, 2006 Author Posted March 27, 2006 Space Mutiny. Captain: This is my daughter Tom Servo: We're about the same age. Oh, that's bad. We didn't start watching it til later in its Comedy Central run, but could catch it on Sci-Fi at weird times. I just taped it and replayed later. I actually had to stop the tape to laugh at the IX-I-I line (in sig below) because I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear anything and my eyes watered so bad I could hardly see. I think it took about 5 minutes before I was able to restart the tape to watch the rest of the show. Never fear, PazaakPrincess--some of the best shows are now out on DVD. There's at least 7 volumes with about 4 movies in each, and you might be able to pick up some of those online if not in stores over there. Yeah, Crow would make a great droid, and would give HK a run for his money (unless HK just decided he'd had enough and 'accidentally' terminated him. ).
Darth Andrew Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 MST3K is hilarious. I love these: The Skydivers. Short: Why Study Industrial Arts? Joe: (character in short): “You know, it’s fun to have an idea.” Mike: “There, wasn’t that fun?” --- Joe: “I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust.” Tom Servo: “I put them in my underwear.” --- Joe: “Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.” (I forget who): “The piercing scream of a freshman.” Wild Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman: "I can't comprehend a word you're saying." (Medium): "Ooh, ching chung tung toyo toy haitan toyo towou." Tom Servo:"You know, that might not really be Chinese." Another good short is Mr. B Natural, who looks more like a woman if anything. You have to watch it. Now.
narfblat Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 My favorite comes from "Time Chasers" (I think that was the title) where someone had made an airplane into a time machine (so they don't materialize inside a building or something, but still ignoring the movement of the planet, solar system and galaxy). "So, in the future kids are Gay agents" and "You've got mail...Pattern baldness."
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