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Jae Onasi

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Inspired by watching MST3K's version of Hercules Unchained, which produced one of the funniest lines I've heard (Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?).

So, anyone have any favorites?

 

Favorite movie: Cave Dwellers

 

Favorite line: From Big Man on Campus--a thief gets stuck behind a train, which throws off their heist schedule. Thief says, "God help us!"

Crow replies: "Right, like with wars, famine and poverty, God really cares about your little heist"

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The movie, was PRICELESS!

 

Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?

The Monitor: To your Earth.

Exeter: A PEACEFUL relocation...

Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course

 

and

 

Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!

 

I never laughed so hard, apart from when i saw that camcorder on QVC that advertised it had a "Multilingual Titler".

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OMG I love MST3k!! They need to get this show back and running. I miss it.

 

I never saw many eps because the stupid networks were always putting it on at like 5am and stuff...

 

But I can remember laughing really hard listening to their sarcastic heckling.

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I haven't seen it in years, I watched all the original airings on Comedy Central back in the states but I haven't seen aired in the UK at all.

 

So i can't really remember my favourties episodes but I doubt there was an episode where I didn't laugh. Crow is an excellent candidate for KOTOR :)

 

However, I will date myself and say I was watching when Joel Hodgson first appeared on Saturday Night Live at least half a decade before MST3K.

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Space Mutiny.

 

Captain: This is my daughter

 

Tom Servo: We're about the same age.

 

:rofl: Oh, that's bad.

 

We didn't start watching it til later in its Comedy Central run, but could catch it on Sci-Fi at weird times. I just taped it and replayed later. I actually had to stop the tape to laugh at the IX-I-I line (in sig below) because I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear anything and my eyes watered so bad I could hardly see. I think it took about 5 minutes before I was able to restart the tape to watch the rest of the show.

 

Never fear, PazaakPrincess--some of the best shows are now out on DVD. There's at least 7 volumes with about 4 movies in each, and you might be able to pick up some of those online if not in stores over there.

 

Yeah, Crow would make a great droid, and would give HK a run for his money (unless HK just decided he'd had enough and 'accidentally' terminated him. :D ).

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MST3K is hilarious. I love these:

 

The Skydivers. Short: Why Study Industrial Arts?

 

Joe: (character in short): “You know, it’s fun to have an idea.”

 

Mike: “There, wasn’t that fun?”

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Joe: “I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust.”

 

Tom Servo: “I put them in my underwear.”

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Joe: “Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.”

 

(I forget who): “The piercing scream of a freshman.”

 

Wild Wild World of Batwoman

 

Batwoman: "I can't comprehend a word you're saying."

 

(Medium): "Ooh, ching chung tung toyo toy haitan toyo towou."

 

Tom Servo:"You know, that might not really be Chinese."

 

Another good short is Mr. B Natural, who looks more like a woman if anything. You have to watch it. Now. ;)

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My favorite comes from "Time Chasers" (I think that was the title) where someone had made an airplane into a time machine (so they don't materialize inside a building or something, but still ignoring the movement of the planet, solar system and galaxy).

 

"So, in the future kids are Gay agents" and

"You've got mail...Pattern baldness."

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