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I checked with the Mods and they said this was ok. I wrote this diddy using one of my favorite songs "Eye of the Tiger" and turned it into a spoof for KOTOR. So here it is. I give you:

 

The Eye of the Jedi

 

Rising up back on the streets

Take your time, take some chances

Don't lose your grip on the saber in your hands

You must fight just to keep him alive

 

[Chorus]

It's the eye of the Jedi, the will of the Force

Rising up to the challenge of Lord Malak

And the strong former Lord

Runs him through with the blade

And she's watching us all with the eye of the Jedi

 

Face to face, feeling the heat

Have the strength, have the courage

He stacks the odds when he takes in the strength

Of the Forge with the will to conquer

 

[Chorus]

It's the eye of the Jedi, the will of the Force

Rising up to the challenge of Lord Malak

And the strong former Lord

Runs him through with the blade

And she's watching us all with the eye of the Jedi

 

Rising up, straight from the heart

Hanging tough, feeling love

She beats the odds drawing on her love's strength

Gives a kiss when her love Carth survives

 

[Chorus]

It's the eye of the Jedi, the will of the Force

Rising up to the challenge of Lord Malak

And the strong former Lord

Runs him through with the blade

And she's watching us all with the eye... of the Jedi

 

The eye of the Jedi

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As requested by two of our forumites, I have a new diddy concerning a male Revan. It was quite difficult to do but I think it sounds ok. Being a WWE wrestling fan, especially of John Cena, I made this diddy a rap diddy based on Cena's rap Right Now from his album You Can't See Me. This is actually a love rap to Bastilla from Revan and a few crew members. :lol:

You would have to hear the rap in order to get the gist. Hope you guys enjoy and stay tuned for Malak's own ballad :D

 

Revan’s in Love

[Revan]

Here now a minute and I’ll lighten the mood

Just tellin’ it like the chroniclers do

A bit of soul food I’d be rhyming to

And if you love me, I’m writing for you

Ride now put another coat of wax on my ride

For a minute put the beef on Malak aside

Cause this guy’s got a ride to chill to

And enjoy life for five minutes, it’s not gonna kill you

It’s ok to be hard and stay true man

But at the end of the day, we all human

This one’s for you, the one I’m close to

I’ll show some love, it’s what I’m supposed to

Right now forget the ends and the bends

We’ll pop a cold one Sweet and toast it with our friends

Give me a kiss cause we’re tight now

And everything’s lookin’ pretty good right now

 

[Refrain: Mission and Juhani]

Oh love, Revan’s in love

He says so to make you happy

Oh love, Revan’s in love

From the bottom of his heart he tells it to you

 

[Carth]

Right now baby, you’re goin’ for a ride

So place that saber on your hip aside

Your souls mate here in the Outer Rim

Touch hands you know you love him

Relax baby, now you’re here

Sit back baby, with you hearts endeared

And a kiss to him whose crowded near

For the Masters passed on in spirit they there

Revan’ll love you with a must

He’ll beat Malak or suffer a bust

He’ll fight for baby and tell you you’re strong

Whispering in your ear after righting the wrong

Now follow your heart baby everything’s real

When you together you enjoy that feel

Thank Force that you’re healthy and you’re keepin’ it tight

You keep your dreams lighthearted when you see him at night

 

[Refrain: Mission and Juhani]

Oh love, Revan’s in love

He says so to make you happy

Oh love, Revan’s in love

From the bottom of his heart he tells it to you

 

[Revan]

And right now I’m so grateful to my brothers and the old man

To my girl let’s get it on like the slow jam

To everyone I’m travelin’ down the lanes with

Y’all my family I know that you know this

My heart goes out to one girl

Who stayed by me under a watchful eye

Cause of Jolee watchin’ from afar

Bastilla you my heart and nothin’ but love

Thanks my Sweet for all that you was

A strong little lady makin’ me crazy with love

You saved me that is a fact

You helped me rebuild when I should’ve collapsed

And right now I’m blessed let me give you a kiss

And thank the Force for givin’ me back focus

Yeah my darlin’, what can I say?

It’s a love from day one, you showed me the way

 

[Refrain: Mission and Juhani]

Oh love, Revan’s in love

He says so to make you happy

Oh love, Revan’s in love

From the bottom of his heart he tells it to you

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In continuing with my semiinsane state, I created a new diddy using the song Foresaken from the movie Queen of the Damned. This type I thought suited the occasion in that this is sung by Darth Malak himself. I hope you enjoy and stay stuned for a Bindo moment :D

 

Dark Lord Malak

 

I’m hatin’ you

You see I’m rising in a dark power

Clouded by the dark side of the Force

At last I say:

My anger’s rising

I will conquer and I’ll make you dig your grave

But you’ve escaped my grasp now

Always foiling my plans

You’ll die Revan

 

[Chorus]

You see I will not stop this searching

Bastilla will be mine

We will crush you and the Republic

I am the Dark Lord Malak

 

I’m hunting you

Why couldn’t you just die on your blasted ship?

The Jedi saved, taking off the mask

At last revenge

My anger’s boiling

I will crush you and will kill you for sure

You will fight me

And your memory

Master versus apprentice

 

[Chorus]

You see I will not stop this searching

Bastilla will be mine

We will crush you and the Republic

I am the Dark Lord Malak

 

[Repeat Chorus]

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OH Dude! You snapped! Holy :swear:

 

A flashfire of a lyrical gumbo simmered to perfection.

Das what I'm talkin' 'bout!

 

I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering as I tried to read Eye of theJedi.

BRILLIANT. I could hear the music clearly as I scrolled through. Although flashes of Stallone wearing a jedi robe and boxing gloves appeared in my head at times as I read.

 

I went to RAW when it was in Milwaukee a few months ago and I've been peeking in at times on Monday nights, so I know Sena's song. I was able to follow. nice rendition.

I can picture Juhani and Mission quickly waving their hands in front of their faces then activating their stealth units, disappearing. "You can't see me!"

I never saw Queen of the Damned, but when I do, I'm sure to smile.

 

Nice work. No wonder you haven't dropped anything on the Echani thread in a while, you've been busy honing your lyrical skills for the Diddies. Commendable.

 

It may be time for a country diddie. Bastilla sings Shania Twain, if you have time, of course.

 

 

 

...Oh, and by the way,

 

TRIPLE "H" baybay!!!!!! :hit4:

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