Joshi Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^^^At peerage urging, once joined his gangs marco-polo team, only to discover during the first team practice that hot tar wasn't a good alternative to a pool. Tragedy ensued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^ at peerage urging, once joined his schools water polo team, only to discover he couldnt swim. Tradgedy ensued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^^^Unbeknownst to him, was once targeted for assassination while stopped at a red light by an Albanian hitman with a high-powered sniper rifle employed by Belgian cough syrup mafia kingpin Enrst Hossenfeffer because by strange coincidence, the hitman's target was a minor bagman for his boss who had been suspected of embezzlement and happened to drive the exact same make and model of car, and venom_tyrant was only saved from certain death because at the very moment the Albanian hitman took aim, Ms. Linda Nummers of Pork Bend SC dropped her cellphone on the ground, hitting a few extra buttons which caused her to dial not her ex-husband's voice mail as usual, but instead reached the Albanian hitman's cellphone and screamed insults at him, and by yet another strange coincidence, her voice was almost exactly like that of Sabine Hossenfeffer, who ran the day-to-days of her father's illict cough syrup empire, and the hitman put down his rifle having decided the Hossenfeffers had gone soft, made up his mind to defect to their greatest rivals the Braunstein family, and thereby touched off the infamous Belgian Dextromethorphan Wars which gripped the Brussels underworld for several months thereafter. And all this while venom_tyrant was picking his nose and bopping along to "U can't touch this" by MC Hammer at a red light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^ has too much spare time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^ Loves to type with his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^Finds it painful, yet enjoyable, to type with his eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ^ Enjoys reading and crying simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^ Own's a pair of parachute pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^Has a pet microbe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^Owns a dairy farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^Fights like a Dairy Farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ^ Experiences elation in the presence of eels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^ Didn't get the Monkey Island referance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^did get the monkey island reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^ Is finally a SuperRodian. er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^^^Once inadvertently caused the destruction of an alien species intent on conquering Earth, due to having muttered "Damn, there's no good Thai take-out places around here!" during lunch hour once, and this was mistakenly mistranslated as "We know you're watching, now get out of here before we kill you!" by an undercover pair of Mytheltroxian agents disguised as lamp standards on Davinq's street and who, being very uneasy that a primitive species that still hadn't figured out basic things like interstellar transport and not running into crowded shopping areas with explosives strapped to their bodies could understand and speak their advanced alien language, decided to return to Mytheltroxia Prime to examine this further. But as they left, they were overseen by a fleet of Garglesnrub warships, and as they looked down at the planet the Mytheltroxians were leaving, they noticed it still had a decidedly un-conquered look to it despite the fact the inhabitants were a primitive bunch who still hand't figured out basic stuff like molecular assembly and not having wars about silly things like "Who's got the bigger God?", and they therefore decided the Mytheltroxians were going soft, and proceded to wipe out their species with a biogenic virus that by strange coincidence had the exact same chemical structure as Vietnamese fish sauce. Davinq had kebabs for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 really, really has too much time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^Really, really likes Rodians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^ Doesnt realise that i am a rodian. FYI, one day, i will own a rodian suit. And i will wear it with pride. Everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^^^Once went into a bar, sat down at the counter and ordered a beer. The bartender gave him a pint, placed it in front of him, then SuperRodian poured the beer in his lap. "Same again!" he said to the bartender. Puzzled, the bartender gave him another beer, which he then poured over his shoulder. "Another one!" he said to the bartender. Now really concerned, the bartender gave him yet another beer, which SuperRodian poured over his own head. "Another one!" he said to the bartender. "Now just hold on a minute, fella. I see what's goin' on here. You've got a drinking problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^ Has inadverdently made me so full of myself for saving earth from extra-terrestrial invasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^Has yet to save earth from the true source of extra-terrestrial invasions: Cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 ^ Has yet to make out with one. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 ^Doesn't know that first contact was made yesterday. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 ^And in other news... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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