Halo_92 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 ^ I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a furor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 It's spelled Fuhrer dip****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Tell him to go and **** a dog. Thats how I behaved when I was in ROTC, of course thats also why I never got above Senior Chief. I'm getting promoted on Saturday. At the ceremony, I'm not supposed to know about it though. So, if I were to do that, Days before my promotion, it might blow my chances. And I'm guessing that once I'm a Corporal, he won't be yelling at me so much as he yells at the recruits and stuff. The funny thing is, He doesn't even use his rank properly. A S/SGT is supposed to work in the Q-store, he doesn't. He just wanders around yelling and thinking he's cool. He honestly has no clue how many people dislike him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Are you at some boarding school or something??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 It's spelled Fuhrer dip****. SMOOTH MOVE DIP****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Are you at some boarding school or something??? Nah, beleive it or not, I willingly subject myself to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 SMOOTH MOVE DIP****. He meant in the fascist sense, it was a joke dip****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a rage! Yeah. That'll work. Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a fury! So'll that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Man, are you guys going to put a moratorium on me making puns? That'd blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 SHUT THE **** UP ITCHY THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 i'm 15 years old. i've been selling drugs in quantity for about 2 years now. its the first friday of the month, and i'm in pittsburgh for the 2600 meeting. my phone rings as the meeting is finishing up to tell me to go to the docks on the northshore and pick up a truck, deliver it to the boss, and go home. about 8pm, i get off the bus at the docks and see the truck. fine. get in, and start driving to the, what is basically a compound, in SW PA. hidden in plain sight. everyone passes it goign to work if they are coming in from the ohio border, yet no one pays attention to it. so i get in the truck, and get on the turnpike to go to the city of the "compound". (mafia den is what it amounts to). remember, i'm 15 years old. estimated cargo of the van: over 200lbs of cocaine, 500lbs of marijuana, and a few ki's of heroin. Box truck, like this On the turnpike, in a box truck full of drugs, at night, underage, without a fake ID. yes, karma hates me. within 10 minutes, i get pulled over. and not by random state big, but by full blown Federal pig. yea, this will end well. apparently, the boss had a snitch or two. the fed who pulled the truck over knew there was coke inside. lots of it, and of a high purity. lifts the back door, breaks into a box, and grabs a brick, hops back into his SUV and fking leaves. i'm about to fkin cut my throat, and the motherfker takes a brick of coke and leaves without so much as a "your lucky i'm a fiend" or anything. what should have been a 45 minute ride turned in to an hour and a half due to that, but it was smooth sailing the rest of the ways. cops would see it, turn on their lights, then just stop. rather nice. finally get back to the building to drop off the truck, and get yelled at, threatened, and beaten because it was short a kilo. when i informed them of the fed. this raises guns. due to my age, i was asked to leave IMMEDIATELY and was given a ride home. on the next shipment i had to pick up (this happened at least once a month) there was NO involvement, but i had to have another person with me, who was armed. i also noticed a few people were no longer present in the organization after that night. Call bull**** if you will, but this happened, and it happens a LOT more than most people realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Who is this.............Uncle Leo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Cheez, did GTA lead you to a life of crime? You can tell us, we are your friends. We are here to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 YES HE'S HACKIN UR MYSPACE RITE NAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 No, if he hacks my MySpace, I might get kicked out Sam & Max's Top 24! We can't let Metallus steal my spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 zOMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I had a weird dream about pot and perverted monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 No, if he hacks my MySpace, I might get kicked out Sam & Max's Top 24! We can't let Metallus steal my spot! You just might get kicked if your avatar is a goatse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I feel like riding my bike into a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 I feel like making out with hot gym guy. In the middle of gym class. Just cause that would be way hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 You never really understand the meaning of pac-man until you're underage driving at 1 AM with a broken tail light and revoked license plate trying to avoid the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 You never really understand the meaning of pac-man until you're underage driving at 1 AM with a broken tail light and revoked license plate trying to avoid the cops. You really start to understand it when you are in the situation above and then take a steroid. I would like to be a race car passenger. Just be the guy who bugs the driver. "Can I turn on the radio?" "Why we gotta keep goin in circles." "Man. You really like home depot." If I ever leave, I wish to leave a picture of myself and you will all see the shocking thing about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 You just might get kicked if your avatar is a goatse. I like how goatse is no longer a proper noun. I bet it's going to become a celebrity fad, like the "Got Milk?" ads. Maybe for a prostate health campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Call bull**** if you will, Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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