itchythesamurai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Now you've gone and done it, Jimmy. Cheez is going to have to prove himself now and the body count is going to be staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Luckily he failed the Fort save when I cast Mass Blindness/Deafness on him the other night so he should just swing his Bastard Sword +3 around aimlessly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 stop geeking up the whole damn place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 stop geeking up the whole damn place stop fagging up the whole damn place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 stop fagging up the whole damn place. (12:46:02 AM) jmac: hey (12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey (12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey (12:46:18 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: who the **** r u (12:46:31 AM) jmac: a reliable source told me you're gay (12:47:06 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: well with a name like jmac i would think the same about urself (12:47:17 AM) jmac: look (12:47:21 AM) jmac: it's 2006 (12:47:30 AM) jmac: you don't have to be ashamed (12:47:50 AM) jmac: gays have rights now too (12:48:21 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: do u think ur funny or something? (12:48:25 AM) jmac: no (12:48:29 AM) jmac: im just saying (12:48:37 AM) jmac: dont do this to yourself (12:48:53 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: yeah ur a dick u obviously know im not gay so **** off (12:48:58 AM) jmac: holding your feelings inside will eat you up from the inside (12:49:13 AM) jmac: your life will end up in shambles (12:49:18 AM) jmac: you'll end up (12:49:21 AM) jmac: ... (12:49:31 AM) jmac: sitting behind a dumpster (12:49:40 AM) jmac: giving handjobs for a fix (12:49:54 AM) jmac: RELEASE YOUR EMOTIONS (12:50:02 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: ur ****ed up up beyond ur moms pussy (12:50:04 AM) jmac: OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES (12:50:11 AM) jmac: im a test tube baby (12:50:11 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: Unable to send message: Not logged in olololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work. He hasn't been on since so yeah prolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I'm kinda sad because he isn't you know on for me to talk to and get called fag by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 My friend got the chance to get on to this guy's msn. He took it and told the other dude that he had lost one of his testicles in a tragic cricket ball accident. It was funny because, the other dude beleived him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 An incident like that happened to me just a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Ah ha haaaaa...... nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 st. jimmy that was YOU!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I acually lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 well i have a story to tell. one time i was driving along on the interstate, going into...THE CITY. aka chicago. and then these gangstaz slam into the side of my car and pull me out. they're holding me at gunpoint and sh!t and then like out of nowhere this pigeon comes and just starts crapping all over them. so they're shielding their eyes and i take the opportunity to run. on the way, i check inside their car and see tons of drugs. TONS of them. i take the drugs and get back in my now-decimated vehicle, thinking "eh what the hell i'll sell them to someone at my skool l8er". yes i spelled the words like that during my thought process. then the popo pull me over as i'm going down bryn mawr and i'm like dayyyyumm nukka and then they're like "you know your taillights are out" and i just said "no shytte dawg" and they were like "do we look like we give a fvck because we dont" so then i drove off and went home and then the local popo pull me over. and then they're like you have drugs and i was like well duh and then they took the drugs and sent me to jail. well eventually i got someone to post my bail and then we stole the money back later through a long con and now i'm on the lam and wanted in 69 states. what can i say, i have a crazy life. that's why i spend time here in rd. takes my mind of the stress. just thought i'd share with yall. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 See what kind of influence you've had on this community, Cheez? Mole needed a positive rolemodel to look up to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 If I had a story, it would be better than both of theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 This is my story, While in Seattle, I was on the space needle, it was so high that I felt high and vomited seafood all over the crowd below. I got kicked out for a month. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 This is MY story ... I woke up and realized that life still continues. That squirrels havn't taken over the world. That I still have to attend that boring art class. That I didn't go lucid. That I'm still too skinny and short. That my cat is still dead. Then I go '...meh...' and life continued. And then I went to bed and everything that was written happens all over again when I wake up. THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Here's a little story I wrote... It's called 'Avery's crack!fic about her interest!' There once was a miss named Venetta. She had blue braids and is a superheroooooo!!! she can type in as much CAPSLOCKS! as she wants and her boyfriend has pimp wolverine hair, sweet cooking skillz, and wolverine claws that sprout from his fist and stab crackhead weatherladies with buck teeth and ginormous asses. They live in a city where people are always dying and angst poetry is being published by demonic emo children who blast their crappy Panic! at the Disco music. Venetta kills all the emo kids, and the land is ruled by Queen Ruth and King Nathanal, with the Princes Nate and David and Princess Claire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 i still like mine the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) I like the part where the guy gets his daughter to strip for him or something. 'Memba dat? Yeh...yeh dat wuz sum tight **** dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 OMG IT'S DARTH_AVE DAY!! ~noisemaker'd~ WEEEEEEEEE!!! Let's all sing together. PARTICAL MAN! PARTICAL MAN! DOIN' THE THINGS A PARTICAL CAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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