milo Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Well, jmac had a birthday and everbody forgot. Let's all sing happy birthday so he doesn't kill himself because no one loves him. Happy birthday, don't get too wasted.
Samnmax221 Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Well I'm still working on a present you see I'm not quite sure where this guy is buried and I've misplaced my digging instruments. EDIT: Don't even pretend you don't think grave robbing is cool.
Kain Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 I know the feeling of being abandoned on your bday by these worthless creatures. Thankfully, most of my in-town friends showed up at my house bearing beer and playing cards...playing cards they used to confused my drunken ass...so they could tackle me into the pool... ...I want some more Captain Morgan now...
The Seeker Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 mmmmmmm, captain morgan. Rum = best booze ever. Oh, happy bday btw. Have some Captain.
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Holy ****. A thread? For me?! You'd better be happy about it, originally we were going to heat up a pie iron untill it was red, then I was going to hold you down while Milo spanked you with it. Don't forget the kindness come December.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 You'd better be happy about it, originally we were going to heat up a pie iron untill it was red, then I was going to hold you down while Milo spanked you with it. Don't forget the kindness come December.I'm asking Santa for pants with an iron-plated ass then.
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 I'm asking Santa for pants with an iron-plated ass then. I hate to break it to you but, Santa isn't real. Now the Kwanza fairey is though, he kidnaps you on the last day of Kwanza, burns you with soldering irons, and then mashes your toes in a vice.
ZBomber Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Holy ****. A thread? For me?! No. This thread is for me. Get out of my thread!
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 I hate to break it to you but, Santa isn't real. Now the Kwanza fairey is though, he kidnaps you on the last day of Kwanza, burns yoou with soldering irons, and then mashes your toes in a vice. **** you Santa's real, my mom and dad said so. No. This thread is for me. Get out of my thread! We shall pokebattle for it then! I CHOOSE YOU MUDKIP!
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 We shall pokebattle for it then! Apparently you've decided to party like it's 1999.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Apparently you've decided to party like it's 1999. Mudkip is one of the newer pokemon. He wasn't invented then.
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Mudkip is one of the newer pokemon. He wasn't invented then. Damn I'm out of touch.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Damn I'm out of touch. Pokemon are hip and trendy. My having knowledge of them means I too am hip and trendy.
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Pokemon are hip and trendy. My having knowledge of them means I too am hip and trendy. You killed my 90's nostalgia. You broke my life.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 You killed my 90's nostalgia. You broke my life. Nostalgia is wack. Live in the now.
ZBomber Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 MAGIKARP slept with YOUR MOM last night So he wins Happy birthday.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 MAGIKARP slept with YOUR MOM last night So he wins Happy birthday. That's her problem. On the other hand, Mudkip has yet to faint.
coupes. Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Yes, the thread is for you, but you don't have to answer to every post ! Happy B-day !
BongoBob Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 So I herd u liek mudkips. Happy B-Day jmac, now get off /y/ and start drinking! Cheers
milo Posted August 13, 2006 Author Posted August 13, 2006 You'd better be happy about it, originally we were going to heat up a pie iron untill it was red, then I was going to hold you down while Milo spanked you with it. Don't forget the kindness come December. I was really looking forward to it, too. Oh noes! Magikarp is evolving into.....GYRADOS!!!! Gyrados, hyper beam!
Darth Groovy Posted August 13, 2006 Posted August 13, 2006 Pokemon sucks. Here, drink this, it will put hair on your chest: Happy Birthday from the Grooves!
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