Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame. She found out about it during her brief stint as a 15 year old.
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Posted November 12, 2006 Too true... Even though, if you think about it, we're all whores for somthing. Like I'm a psychonauts whore. I'm just like 'PLAY PSYCHONAUTS, PLAY PSYCHONAUTS!!' I'm a Psycho-whore.
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 I'm a whore for denying that I am a whore. Now there's a paradox for you.
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Posted November 12, 2006 Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame. How do you think? TELEVISION!!! Or Health class last year. Talk about awkward when your ex boyfriend is 3 rows away during a lesson on how to make babies.
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 I'm a Psycho-whore. I don't think too many people would get your allusion outside of these forums. Not saying they necessarily wouldn't agree though.
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 Making babies is easy, holding them underwater is hard.
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Posted November 12, 2006 D: We do not talk about baby killing!! Unless it's natural. DAMN SIDS!
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 I had a discussion with one of my friends the other night about SIDS. We agreed that it's a terrible thing, but we still think Feline HIV (or FIV) is sadder.
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Posted November 12, 2006 But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably. WOAH!! Incest.
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 John Bobbit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble for posting the image, so I'll just link to it. How's that for court evidence? (Not Safe For those grossed out by severed Willies)
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 I don't want you getting mutilated, stay a bachelor!
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Posted November 12, 2006 I will never do that. I may be female, but I know a man has his dignety, football, and his genetalia.
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Posted November 12, 2006 You shouldn't put football so close to male genitalia. It's comedic gold at the expense of others just waiting to happen.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Hay Ave I posted on Mashi's forum and said hi.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Now put violent PRON on it! Pfft. I am trying to be nice. http://forums.mashiankrekku.net/viewtopic.php?t=61
TSR Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably. WOAH!! Incest. Unless you are somehow related to the cat, then it would be incest. But in the context you are reffering to, its beastiality
Samnmax221 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably. The dog next door?
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