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@Poopdogjr: Uhhh.....thanks, the driver ran away like a coward, but I recovered just fine.

The stuff they put in the needles really hurt, believe me.

And that dog bite seems pretty bad.

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I once when I was young tripped on a piece of plywood and both my legs were full of splinters. My mom had to get a needle and dig them out of my skin. IT HURT LIKE HELL.

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OH god. I remember when I was cutting some cherries for somthing when I was 7. I was using a butter knife, but it cut through my skin to my bone. OMG IT HURT

 

Hey Kenny, I never knew you came here. Listen I know it fullfils your erotic fantasies but please don't pretend to be a girl here.

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OH god. I remember when I was cutting some cherries for somthing when I was 7. I was using a butter knife, but it cut through my skin to my bone. OMG IT HURT

I was once trying to open a thing of pretzals with a steak knife, knife slips, goes into hand...Oh no.

 

I could see the inside of my hand. It was all pink.

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Hey Kenny, I never knew you came here. Listen I know it fullfils your erotic fantasies but please don't pretend to be a girl here.

 

 

.........wtf? Wat the hell are you talking about Cheez?

 

@ Darth: ewww, so was mine

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I was once trying to open a thing of pretzals with a steak knife, knife slips, goes into hand...Oh no.

 

I could see the inside of my hand. It was all pink.

See kids. That's why pretzels are dangerous.

 

This joke is in honor of the late Mitch Hedburg. "I do not feel like a tree."

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See kids. That's why pretzels are dangerous.

 

 

 

Oooooooh. Have you ever tried to turn yourself into a human pretzel? I tried once and brought my leg over my head and got stuck like that for a while. They had to pull me appart and I couldn't sit for about a week....that was dumb :wstupid:

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