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I can top all you'se in death preference.

 

I would like to die being smothered in the Playboy Mansion by 3 beautiful naked women because I can't decide which one of them is hawter. :D

Wow, this guy's a GENIUS! I want to die like that! :xp:

 

Seriously, for us men, this would be the way to go.

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A library? Where it's all quiet? o.0

 

I hereby revise my preferred death to being smothered by the same number of naked women for the same reason, but at a really noisy My Chemical Romance concert, where they'll be singing about death while blowing out my eardrums at the same time as suffocation at the hands of 3 sexy babezez.

 

Wewt.

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Ohh! First day of school I got a really bad papercut. Thing is: I didn't know/notice. So I'm sitting in homeroom, waiting for the bell to ring so I can go home (it's the end of the day) and the girl next to me is lsounding alarmed and ike, "There's blood on your hand."

 

I look at it ... and yeah ... it was all bleedy. The blood had managed to stain my pants and was seeping beneath my nails and just dripping and flowin' all over the place. Took me a week to clean the blood stains on my nails T~T

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I don't know how I want to die, just as long as my obituary is lulzier than anyone elses.

 

On a related note, I either want my headstone to say "I Did It For The Lulz!", "Pools Closed", or be buried next to a man named Hiscock.

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Too much acid would be hilarious. But in reality, I'd like to be performing some kind of insane stunt which went horribly wrong, resulting in my fiery death live on worldwide TV.

I say do the first so that the second happens. Trying to drive a motorcycle through 10 rings of fire over 50 busses stoned would have to be the coolest thing in your life.

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I know I don't want to die via Bety's food.

 

I KNOW that'll kill me.

 

However, dying with music playing would be awesome. I don't care how I die, but I want End of the Tour to be playing.

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Die? Pff, I will never die!

 

I'd want to go out as a noble hero. Like a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient or something. Maybe in a nuke that simultaneously kills Kim Jong Il, the Iranian prez, Putin, and Hugo Chavez. But I'd rather just live forever.

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I would only wanna live as long as there is still something interesting in the world. Otherwise, I would comit suicide. "A world with out science is a world without discovery." -Discovery Channel. lol

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" A world without Voltaire is a world without awesomeness." -Me

 

 

you're my favorite lesbian because you made your own sig quote and love a girly boy.

 

don't tell mashi

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