Ferc Kast Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 The driver is killed by a car bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 The explosion is sooo powerful that the entire city is completely leveled. That was one heck of a car bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Subterran of the city still stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 It decides to sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 chair breaks and falls to the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Lumberjack fixes the chair.... Yep, a lumberjack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 The lumberjack is obviously not a good joiner, since after 5 minutes after the fix, the chair crumbles again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Yoda puts it back together using the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Yoda realizes he died "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" then vanishes back into the abyss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 FADE FROM BLACK We see a grassy knoll, with a merry blue background and beautiful clouds floating in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The flowers suddenly start playing Rammstein at high volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 somebody lets a lawnmower loose on the flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The lawnmower sees some bushes that make more interesting targets than the flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The bushes are too thick. Lawnmower proceeds to crush the flowers (lillies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Flowers duck into the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The lawnmower explodes as it passes over the burrowed flowers, scorching the ground beneath it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 A energy shield protects the ground from being scorched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 The energy shield gets scorched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 EVERYTHING gets scorched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Everything gets drenched in water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Water is evaporated by uber-high-power torchlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Uber-high-power torchlight is destroyed by SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER feels outmatched by the Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 MEGA DEATH LAZER remembers it's a hunk of inanimate material and stops feeling anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER is saddened by your disbelief and blows up the moon to vent its anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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