Davinq Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 The WHO got killed by SARS. Another SARS outbreak becomes a worldwide epidemic, and suddenly nobody is safe.
RC-1162 Posted July 13, 2007 Posted July 13, 2007 A bunch of chickens start using their hidden genius and develop a spray that eradicates all SARS viruses.
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 The chicken's hidden genius allows them to develop a heat resistant skin that defies barbecuing.
Sabretooth Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Chicken is run over by a 16-wheeler while crossing the road.
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 A hairpin turn causes the rig to drive right off the cliff b/c he can't break in time.
Sabretooth Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 The driver had an emergency parachute for exactly such situations.
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Unfortunately, he forgot to pack it and was squashed dead when the rig hit the canyon floor, cab first.
Sabretooth Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 We realise that he was in fact, a Hollywood stuntsman in a fantastic action movie and is in fact, not dead.
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 However, he later chokes to death after eating a sandwich from the caterer on set.
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Being a Hollywood bigshot, the caterer hires the best legal defense $$ can buy and is acquitted of any complicity in the stuntman's death.
littleman794 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Then the caterer's ghost came back and devoured Obama's soul.
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Who are then slain by the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.
DarthAve Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Stay Puft is kidnapped, strapped to the worlds largest graham cracker, and taken over an erputing volcano located in Hershey Pennsylvenia... Smores anyone?
hellhawk Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 micheal jackson is cloned 500 times. ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarthAve Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Sent every little boy on earth to the moon, away from pedophila laws, so the Michaels would enevitably follow.
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Unfortunately for Jackson, HAL is the AI on his spaceship and the gloved one is never heard from again.
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Too bad a clone is waking up in Neverland...and HAl instantly crashes by the impossibility of cloning..
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 However, the creators of HAL foresaw this problem and HAL was rebooted remotely and it sought out and successfully destroyed all the original Jackson genetic material and eliminated all the clones in their various stages of development, rendering the universe safe for all children (ok, at least the male ones. )
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 But a still young crosdressing little boy still caused HAL to crash. The machine's goal and protocols of keeping the universe safe for all little boys was destroyed by this little crosdresser. Since the machine couldn't ID him as either a male or female. (Dang, you make this hard, Totenkopf )
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 HAL does a self-diagnoistic and in a fit of pique decides to destroy all life on Earth, regardless of species or gender.
Ztalker Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 But Marvin the depressed android fires the Point of View gun at HAL, causing it to self-destruct itself in pure teen angst.
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