turtlefreak Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Dark, Go sit on a tack and rotate Have a nice life and don't choke on a dick, Turtle
itchythesamurai Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Could you tell her to give me a call when she turns eighteen? K thx.
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Dark, GET A D!CK Fixed. No really. Why'd she complain if she'd have a good fnck at home?
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Because she got all upset when I said she'd not be smart enough to handle a next gen MS Windows keyboard properly: She said I'd be a mean guy, and I told Smon she flamed me, now she's banned. There. The truth.
itchythesamurai Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Let that stand as a warning to the rest of us not to start mess with a guy who has a sword in his avatar.
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Yer. It's clean and deadly sharp, and I AM DIGTIAL!! Fear my muscleless body!
Smon Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Here's a letter you can send her: Dear Dark, Why so mean jellybean? C'mon, spread the love! Hand in hand across the land, stop all this hatin', it doesn't look good on you. Be kind, please rewind. -Smon
martmeister Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Hey, Ray, that next-gen keyboard looks a little complicated for Microsoft...should just be an on/off switch. "Be kind, please rewind" Now THAT'S old-school! I'm surprised that she didn't just register as a diff name.
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 But it is one. It's the more "complex" women version. Actually, because women like to present themselves as more versatile and manifold in their way of action to achieve one and the same goal, it's three "on" buttons (with different labels) which do all the same thing, to make them feel real womanily. That said, no way to give them another four buttons with an "off" function, because sooner or later one of them would like to use an "off" button for an "on" button, but blatantly fail to understand the concept why this won't ever work. The result of it all would be that they deny sexual duty to us men, until we give them a keyboard with ten "on" buttons of which each has an equal looking "off" button counterpart. This again would lead to complete chaos, because no way a woman could remember which button is "on" or "off", commented by phrases like "I don't know about all this technical stuff". Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that.
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 For being a bitch. No, that was why she got banged.
Halo_92 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I almost got her to stop being a bitch. but Ave got her banned and I'm fine with that too.
Grey Master Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I wonder if she will come back, using a new name, now that will be surprise.
zelda 41 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Grey Master Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHA HA
Samnmax221 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: You guys need to kiss and make up, and send me pictures, hee hee hee!
Psychochaos3 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything?
zelda 41 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Posted February 12, 2007 Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything? .............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD:
Samnmax221 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 .............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD: Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice.
Psychochaos3 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice. You are sick sick person.
zelda 41 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Posted February 13, 2007 Ditto to that, Pyscho. I pray she's moving on the fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr side of Avon
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