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Because she got all upset when I said she'd not be smart enough to handle a next gen MS Windows keyboard properly:

 

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She said I'd be a mean guy, and I told Smon she flamed me, now she's banned. There. The truth.

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Here's a letter you can send her:

 

Dear Dark,

 

Why so mean jellybean? C'mon, spread the love! Hand in hand across the land, stop all this hatin', it doesn't look good on you. Be kind, please rewind.

 

-Smon

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Hey, Ray, that next-gen keyboard looks a little complicated for Microsoft...should just be an on/off switch.

 

"Be kind, please rewind" Now THAT'S old-school!

 

I'm surprised that she didn't just register as a diff name.

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But it is one. It's the more "complex" women version.

 

Actually, because women like to present themselves as more versatile and manifold in their way of action to achieve one and the same goal, it's three "on" buttons (with different labels) which do all the same thing, to make them feel real womanily. That said, no way to give them another four buttons with an "off" function, because sooner or later one of them would like to use an "off" button for an "on" button, but blatantly fail to understand the concept why this won't ever work. The result of it all would be that they deny sexual duty to us men, until we give them a keyboard with ten "on" buttons of which each has an equal looking "off" button counterpart. This again would lead to complete chaos, because no way a woman could remember which button is "on" or "off", commented by phrases like "I don't know about all this technical stuff". Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

You guys need to kiss and make up, and send me pictures, hee hee hee! :naughty:

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Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything?

 

.............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD:

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