turtlefreak Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Dark, Go sit on a tack and rotate Have a nice life and don't choke on a dick, Turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Could you tell her to give me a call when she turns eighteen? K thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Dark, GET A LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Dark, GET A D!CK Fixed. No really. Why'd she complain if she'd have a good fnck at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 First off: Why was she banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because she got all upset when I said she'd not be smart enough to handle a next gen MS Windows keyboard properly: She said I'd be a mean guy, and I told Smon she flamed me, now she's banned. There. The truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Let that stand as a warning to the rest of us not to start mess with a guy who has a sword in his avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yer. It's clean and deadly sharp, and I AM DIGTIAL!! Fear my muscleless body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Here's a letter you can send her: Dear Dark, Why so mean jellybean? C'mon, spread the love! Hand in hand across the land, stop all this hatin', it doesn't look good on you. Be kind, please rewind. -Smon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Hey, Ray, that next-gen keyboard looks a little complicated for Microsoft...should just be an on/off switch. "Be kind, please rewind" Now THAT'S old-school! I'm surprised that she didn't just register as a diff name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 But it is one. It's the more "complex" women version. Actually, because women like to present themselves as more versatile and manifold in their way of action to achieve one and the same goal, it's three "on" buttons (with different labels) which do all the same thing, to make them feel real womanily. That said, no way to give them another four buttons with an "off" function, because sooner or later one of them would like to use an "off" button for an "on" button, but blatantly fail to understand the concept why this won't ever work. The result of it all would be that they deny sexual duty to us men, until we give them a keyboard with ten "on" buttons of which each has an equal looking "off" button counterpart. This again would lead to complete chaos, because no way a woman could remember which button is "on" or "off", commented by phrases like "I don't know about all this technical stuff". Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 For being a bitch. Yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 For being a bitch. No, that was why she got banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I almost got her to stop being a bitch. but Ave got her banned and I'm fine with that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I wonder if she will come back, using a new name, now that will be surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 no it won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 for some people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: You guys need to kiss and make up, and send me pictures, hee hee hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything? .............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 .............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD: Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice. You are sick sick person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Ditto to that, Pyscho. I pray she's moving on the fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr side of Avon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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