Smon Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 I ran out of space to finish to the joke... ...eh, let's make this thread about, I don't know... ham.
martmeister Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Hams are good: Sugar cured, Virginia, smoked, Bavarian, Canadian Bacon...all good. The processed foods industry even makes good hams; wow! 97% fat free!
martmeister Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 W00t! Last post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ was my 100th. Only 1100 more to start catching up with everybody else!
Smon Posted February 11, 2007 Author Posted February 11, 2007 THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HAM. You lose. Good day sir.
turtlefreak Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Ham is a pointless meat. I am still uncertain as to why people kill for meat! Look at all the pretty green things around you! Why not eat them? Less effort needed! Congrats to martmeister. You are no longer a noob. Yay!
DarthAve Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Good news you guys. I'm eating a sandwich. A SANDWICH WITH HAM!
zelda 41 Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Mmmmm ham. The best way to glaze it is with a fire torch & sugar.
zelda 41 Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 I'M NOT LES GOD YOU GUYS No, I saw it on foodnetwork once
itchythesamurai Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Last night at Denny's I had the Ham & Jalapeño Scramble. It was delicious but it has resulted in the worst gas I've had in recent memory.
turtlefreak Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Carnivores... See, I eat nice green Saaalaaad! Healthy! Who needs meat!
Samuel Dravis Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Ham is only good 1) sliced, and 2) with sauces like a) mustard & sugar etc sauce b) jmac...er, nevermind.
DarthAve Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I try. I don't likey meat. it's icky. Well enjoy that while I replenish my hunger.
milo Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Ham is only good 1) sliced, and 2) with sauces like a) mustard & sugar etc sauce b) jmac...er, nevermind. WHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OHOHHHHHHH OHHH OHH O
turtlefreak Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I don't get how people can eat that crap on a regular basis. I get sick when I try.
DarthAve Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I don't get how people can eat that crap on a regular basis. I get sick when I try.Well, I get sick when I eat Soylent Green. Because I know the secret, and you don't.
itchythesamurai Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Well, I get sick when I eat Soylent Green. Because I know the secret, and you don't. At least you're not having Meatloaf for dinner again. Ugh.
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