Tobias Reiper Posted March 7, 2010 Posted March 7, 2010 Teletubbies. What happens when you divide by zero?
Hallucination Posted March 7, 2010 Posted March 7, 2010 When dividing by numbers between one and zero, the smaller you go the larger the result. I.E. 1/0.01 = 100 and 1/0.001 = 1000. By actually dividing by zero the result is infinity, which is not a number. Therefore dividing by zero just means that it is impossible to make sense of the answer. What happens when you multiply by zero?
Totenkopf Posted March 7, 2010 Posted March 7, 2010 You get Hallucinations. Have you asked GTA "What?" lately?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 8, 2010 Posted March 8, 2010 Not that I'm aware of. Why is it every time I hear Jim Cornette's name I still feel like gouging out his eyes? (excuse me...*surge grip presses thumbs into Cornette-manequin's eye sockets*
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 9, 2010 Posted March 9, 2010 The answer to that question is false do you like Waffles?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 11, 2010 Posted March 11, 2010 Yes, I like waffle sole shoes sometimes, I like eggo's, even the sight of someone's back when I lay into them with a tire iron. Who is the biggest jackass of LF?
Totenkopf Posted March 11, 2010 Posted March 11, 2010 LF actually has jackasses? Is Village of the Sand anything like Village of the Damned? (not an aside to GTA, but the actual "dumb" question).
Darth Avlectus Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Maybe... I don't know what the village of the damned looks like. Where does all of that crap go when it leaves your house?
Totenkopf Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 To yours, naturally. What do you call a vegan cannibal?
Alkonium Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 A plant-eating-plant? Would a carnivorous plant do that if another plant was planted too close?
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 they would produce super duper carnavorius plant babies and then go on a rampage and kill people before eating Dr. Seus, Horton who hears a Who, and, because they were realy daring, they ate Dr. Who too! Is Spongebob really yellow?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 No, he's beige b/c the cat puked him out. Why does this cricket keep buzzing around me and getting in my face and stuff?
Hallucination Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 He's trying to pick a fight. Why would a cricket want to pick a fight with GTA?
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 because he is a Smurf why does barney act like an idiot?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 19, 2010 Posted March 19, 2010 Because he doesn't have someone to knock him out and set him right. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the biggest dingus of all?
Alkonium Posted March 19, 2010 Posted March 19, 2010 You are. (Yeah, you walked right into that one.) How does one explain the premise of a show like Boohbah? Or even pitch something like that, for that matter?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 19, 2010 Posted March 19, 2010 Booze and scabies. What is the difference between smoking crack and smoking crap?
Totenkopf Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 About 3 letters. Where did you leave your wallet?
Hallucination Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 The strip club. Where'd you leave your strip club?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 In your backyard. Why is Hal's back yard so messy?
Hallucination Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 I chose to use it to store stuff rather than empty space. Why is GTA picking on my backyard?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Because your back yard is perfect in all its messiness. I just wish you had more mothers back there. Why is it Hal has no desperate mothers in his back yard?
Totenkopf Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers. Why is Congress sooooo unpopular?
Darth Avlectus Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 B/C they are stopping at nothing trying to change the rules of engagement by deprecating the constitution to which they are bound and whittling away at the sovereignty they swore to uphold and protect all the while to pass the version of healthcare they prefer which is the senate's version and not the revised house version. I guess it's time for William Todd to give them "the look". Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers. Mmm, necrophelia... Why didn't Hal tell me?
Totenkopf Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 B/c he's merely a prototype of a computer and hasn't been programmed to reveal that information. What's that monkey doing w/a trebuchet in Hal's backyard?
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