Alkonium Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Poker players. Who brings a spoon to a fork fight?
Totenkopf Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Spork, naturally. What would a world run by Beavis and Butthead look like?
Totenkopf Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Already been done. Two words: Ford Pinto. What if Cmdr Shephard were actually a Krogan?
Alkonium Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name. What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?
Ulmont Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 What do you mean , "What if," haven't you heard the latest news? Not that you should believe everything that you see on the internet, mind you. (Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't resist.) Do you ever get the feeling that nobody in your party (or the whole universe, for that matter) ever actually bothered to learn your first name?
Alkonium Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why. Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?
Ulmont Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out! If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?
Alkonium Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream. @Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk That wasn't a serious question, was it?
Ulmont Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 No, it wasn't. What is the worst place to take someone on the third date?
Totenkopf Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Too epic. What if robots won't give us 6 extra seconds of cooperation?
Ulmont Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them. What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?
Isaac Clarke Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 Ill ninja kick its f***in guts out, beeyach What if you were hit in the head by an axe giving out hugs?
Ulmont Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Depends on the axe. You ever wonder why we're here?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 ^God likes to **** with us What's an Iphone with Android software?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Impossible Originaly posted by Alkonium: Broken Nope. Ive done it before http://www.idroidproject.org/
Isaac Clarke Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 ... What would you do if my secret armory of high tech robots break out and destroy the world, but take the death star from area 51 and use it to rule the galaxy, and you were the only survivor?(along with your pet cockroach, jimmy)
Trench Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Restart the human race with your mom. Where does GTA currently have his foot?
Ulmont Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal. If you kill a ghost, does it come back as a ghost of a ghost?
Trench Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Kill it again. We need to go deeper. If you kill a meme, what does it come back as?
Totenkopf Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 A ghost of its former self. Why is too much never enough?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 Because you can never have enough bull$***. Is it possible that pro wrestler Sid Eudy and Venture Bros'. Brock Samson were separated at birth?
Alkonium Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 No. One of them is a fictional character. Is there any fictional character with whom sharing a name would command respect, rather than invoke ridicule?
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