Darth Avlectus Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Because I spent it on the cement that got dumped on your car while you were at work today. Why is it that pissing out the window and $***ting out the window are two different things according to Tourettes guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 volume vs. weight. How many stupid answers does it take to get a right answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 N + 1, where 'n' is the number of characters in the right answer multiplied the IQ of the person who's asking. Should we bring it back, like Woodrow Wilson and top hats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Sure, whatever "it" is. Would you rather play the Game of Thrones, or sit on the Throne of Games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Yes. Should the Holy Roman Empire be established in Pittsburgh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Sure, why not? Is it so wrong to get a big dick about it and jump up and down in joy when someone agrees to buy you some canp'n crunch serial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 No, Captain Crunch is great. How good for the environment is eating live birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Great. Pigeons are winged rats, and the rest taste like crud. I just spent over $400 on textbooks, and will spend a lot more than that on four years of college. Would it be better in the long run to just drop out and go work at Best Buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Wow, an answer I can give and be serious about. Well, personally my answer is yes and no: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) A degree doesn't necessarily assure you of anything yet you want to be sure what you are doing is "worth it". So it behooves you to make an effective choice. Working for someone else for awhile is fine until you realize nothing is going to be any different and you might have ambitions beyond that. SO, what I'd recommend is you get a small business degree to have something to show for college (and who buys overpriced textbooks from the college store anymore? Go to Barnes and Noble or Amazon-seriously), then go and start your own business and work for yourself. You might scoff at first but remember the whole reason you're doing any of this is not only to improve yourself but also so that you might live better than "just scraping by". Besides, you can do pretty much anything you want with your own business and a business degree and there is something to be said for being your own boss. Even if you don't run your own business, a business degree will increase your chances of doing well in whatever lineup you choose. Should I buy an "overclocker's dream mobo"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Depends on how deep your pocketbook is, and whether or not you're willing to submerge your computer in vegetable oil. Should he submerge his computer in vegetable oil to save money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm pretty sure that would just cost him a new computer. Should you submerge yourself in vegetable oil to save money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Sure, why not....if you want to pickle yourself. A apple falls from a apple tree, it takes 3 seconds to hit deadcenter of my head. How fast are curse words coming out of my mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Fast as you can shout them. I thought people due to its dielectric properties? (BTW the getup I'm looking at doesn't require this.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 That's not a question, its a statement. Does the HK in HK-47's name stand for Heckler & Koch, or something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 No, it stands for Hunter-Killer. Would a planet-sized microwave oven work as a means to defeat the Reapers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yes, providing you could lure them inside. If node one reports node two is failing, and node two reports node three is failing, and node three reports node one is failing, should I give up and switch to Mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Node...I mean no. You should reprimand node 1, 2, and 3 for being tattletales; threaten them with deletion. What happens if your node lost it's code, does it overload? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 This bodes well, for only if the node's lost code be toad, shall the node overload. There are four word roots in the English Language that begin with 'dw'. What are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Dwarf, dwell, dwine, dwindle. How fun to play is the Game of Thrones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I wouldn't know. Why is this topic so dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Because someone killed it with Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks. What exactly are Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 A three-section chain-staff used by the tech-priests of the Imperium. Why is Space Marine pronounced SPEES MAHEEN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Because a combination of the Neuroglottis and Betcher's Gland implants cause the tongue to swell, making normal, coherent speech impossible. How do you plead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I don't plead, I tell! What's a little mental instability in a relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 A huge headache. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) The perfect excuse for the woman to try to ruin the man's life when she gets done with him. As a surrogate uncle to their kids, I watched a 7 1/2 year relationship between 2 people who first were each friends of mine separately. He was a little on the nutcase side with lots of social problems and reality issues, and I find after the whole thing fell apart that she wasn't exactly a prize on a deeper level. She had a lot of skeletons in her closet. Without saying so much details, after 8-9 years of supposedly knowing me, she didn't even trust me. After some simple questions for clarification of reasons why she left, she doesn't even reply to anything except hi. Won't even let ME talk to the kids. "Isn't sure she can trust me", or any of her friends from this town, and cut us all off. I am left with the impression she's keeping me at the end of a 10 ft. pole. We're all like "wtf?" about her. The dude on the other hand is torn about his kids, but seems to be faring well enough and has nothing to hide. I feel sorry for the kids. OK, had to get that off my chest... enough seriousness. WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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