Astrotoy7 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Their screens contain subliminal messaging ordering you to eat mutated zombie brains, and hence become a mutated zombie yourself If I catch a leprechaun, can I send him back to Mayan times, to be sacrificed to the harvest gods under the banner the of the sun? mtfbwya
TriggerGod Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 go for it. what will happen when I try to levitate a chair with my mind?
Astrotoy7 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 You discover your levitation powers dont target properly, and all you do is raise grandmas dress, discovering she is not wearing knickers. Happy Now?!! If I tear the fabric of time and space, can I get my mum to sew a 'Chewbacca' patch on it? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 No, but an Elmo patch would be fine. Why are some answers not stupid?
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Because some questions are not stupid. How accurate is my view of time in which the universe splits infinitely every instance due to every event with multiple outcomes?
Serpentine Cougar Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Hard to tell, because we don't really have any way to test such a theory. When should I get a job?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 After you grow out that ridiculous haircut and ditch the headband. Is it possible to use a mule to power a trans dimensional vortex? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Yep, absolutley possible, sadly, you don't have a million year life-span, so ditch the donkey. Is it possible to create a trans-dimensional portal and use it without seperating some molecules from your brain?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 It probably is, but you could achieve the same with a bottle of cheap booze, so why bother?! If I hired a huntsman by the name of Henry Hunter to hunt 7 rabbits at Hunters Lodge in Huntsville Tx, where will he hunt around for hint to get to Huntsville, Tx first? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Huh? I've gotta feeling that he will just buy seven rabbits, shoot them, and them to you. If I were a Swedish mercenary with a Russian father and mother with South African routes....would I be able to fly through the air?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 No. your genes will be two busy trying to start a 70s pop group, drinking vodka and travelling along the route to South Africa. If I were a Lebanese lumberjack, would I consider using my camel to build me an Ark of gopher heads? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Yes, of course you would. Gopher heads and arks always go hand in hand while being a Lebanese lumberjack... If I were a Commando in the Antarctic special forces, would I be invulnerable to frost bite?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Yes, but only if you remember to wear your polar bear underpants. Can I use a playful kitten to unravel the strands of space and time, as well a ball of yarn? In which order? mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Both, at the same time. Should I mix alcohol and tea?
CommanderQ Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Yes, of course you should. When the tea has you relaxed, the alcohol will make you tipsy and you will lose utter control, eventually typing like thissssss uurrrgggggg...bllleeehhhh......*throws up* I recommend it... Is it possible to prepare English tea in the style of a German Lager with Vodka instead cream?
Astor Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 No, but it is possible to prepare German Lager in the style of English tea. Is the Baroque style really dead?
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Quite. Why is it that every girl I like has a boyfriend and every guy I like is straight?
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Because....EVERYONE HAS PARTICIPATED IN A CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU!!!!! I wonder...is it possible to create a virtual reality game similar to that of the matrix and still prevent some sort of evil force from taking it over??
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Yes, just tack the Three Laws in. Do you know what they are?
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Why of course! 1. Be nice 2: Protect, but still be nice 3. Eat, Drink, and be Merry That is so easy! Is it possible to create an AI that would not be born with that murderous humanistic trait of robots?
Bokken Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Yes, give it the personality of Charlie Brown. If the world communicated in non-sequiturs, would everyone be smarter?
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Nope, we'd be so busy with non-sequiturs that we'd forget everything else and eventually die off. If dogs had voice boxes, would they still be our best friend?
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 I thought they did. Does anyone here know what the real Three Laws of Robotics are?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Yes. Asimov's Three Laws are: 1. Bump into things. 2. Make Whirring sounds 3. Shoot green lightsaber at a Jedi attempting to free his friends from the clutches of a Vile Hutt. If cats could talk, would they use the word "purrrr-fect" ? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Only during sex. What does the scroll lock button do?
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