CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Yeah, so funny, some contemplate whether he's actually a hero. What is Rorschach's favorite color?
CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Umm..........errrrr......YEAH!! You're half orphan by bloodline...and half regular by...biological line of....well that's it:D Do I come from a long line of Russian Czars?
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Czars, yes. Russian, no. Is Silk Spectre really Silk, or a Spectre?
CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 More silky.....I think, spectres hate silk... Is Dr. Manhattan really blue?
Bokken Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Yes, it happened when he was very young and drank the blue water in the toilet... Why isn't the water black...or brown, even?
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Filtration. Why does Nite Owl spell Night wrong?
CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 He didn't pay attention in school because he stayed up to late and kept falling asleep in class. Why is Rorschach so..pessimistic?
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Bad childhood. Why is Ozymandias so full of himself?
Astor Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 'Cause he's got no friends. Anyone got a good rhyme for 'Strategy'?
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Sat a gee! Does Nite Owl really seem like a Batman ripoff?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Yes. And I wouldnt want to get Christian Bale started on something else now... When is it wise to deploy a team of assassin stealth goats? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 When there's a troll under the bridge. If the professor in "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
CommanderQ Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Because he is boat-challenged...he can do everything that doesn't include boats. How cool would it be if we could nuke Mars or the Moon?
Hallucination Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Not very, shrapnel landing on us =/= cool. =/ If you were a lemon tree, what kind of car would you drive?
Alkonium Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Last I checked, lemon trees don't drive. What's the point of a Dalek's plunger?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Suck out Tom Bakers hairstyle If correctly applied, can superglue guarantee world peace? mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Depends. Does killing every form of life on the planet count as bringing about world peace?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Not unless you can guarantee dust bunnies wont start a gret civil war When Leonardo Da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa, what did his horse think? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 The horse thought, "Wow, I'm the only one who really knows why that expression's on her face." Is freedom slavery?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 It is. Enslavement to liberty. When will aliens master the skill of quiltmaking? mtfbwya
Hallucination Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 They already have, quiltmaking was given to humans by the Little Green Manz, to whom it is a form of worshiping their god of softness and warmth. If you went back in time, kidnapped your 5-year-old self and brought him/her to the present, what would you do with him/her?
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I would train him in the arts of assassination so that he could be a l33t 5-year-old. If you have 5 chickens, and you eat 3 chickens, what do you get besides indigestion?
Hallucination Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Feathers. Everywhere. Can you do simple math, such as solving the Riemann Hypothesis?
Serpentine Cougar Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Oh yes, I can solve the .... the what now? How do you be soooooooooooo smart?
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