Samnmax221 Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 Not like any of you will ever need to know that, delete it from you memory banks.
Hallucination Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 It's a long and epic tale. You see, I used to be a farmer and I made a livin' fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line. But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there, and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair. I looked for every kind of job, the answer always 'no'. "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh. "We just let twenty go." The government promised me a measly little sum, but I've got too much pride to end up just another bum. Then I thought 'who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone? I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan'! And it was a heave ho, high ho coming down the plains, stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains.
Davinq Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I know how Halo was 'born'! He fell off a circus truck, crying in the street, and an old grandma took pity on him and took him in! *lopsided grin*
Samnmax221 Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Your mom thought you were sh!t when she gave birth to you through her ass. Oh, very original.
Poopdogjr Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 No fightin' y'all. This be a place O" peace and an all that jazz. But if you insist on fighting please do it in a sophisticated and intelligent manner. You two should take your shirts off. Yea.. now oil eachother up before you wrestle. Yea... baby oil.
DarthAve Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Woah Poopdog! When did your Cocoa Pebbles become fruity?
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