Mike Windu Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Oh jeez. You don't want me to get into this. But here goes. Ah, too late, I'm into it. You're in for a ride. What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson "Get some fire in your ass!" ~ My Coach, to us during practice (I run XC) "Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option." ~Peter Parker "We'll go together." ~Kingdom Hearts II "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~Steve Prefontaine “Look in the mirror. Paper towels, clean cab- limo company someday- How much you got saved? Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you’ll wake up and discover it never happened. It’s all turned around on you, and it never will. Suddenly you are old. It didn’t happen, and it never will because you were never going to do it anyway. You’ll push it into memory and then zone out on your Barcalounger, being hypnotized by daytime tv for the rest of your life. Don’t you talk to me about murder. All it ever took, was a down payment on a Lincoln Towne Car, and that girl- you can’t even call that girl. What the **** are you still doing driving a cab?” ~Vincent, Collateral "When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back." ~Herb Brooks Silence, Newbie! I wanted you to think about your self... and I really mean really think! What are you good at? What do you suck at? And write it down. Not so I could read it, and not so Kelso could read it. But so *you* could read it! Every day I see a guy, so concerned about what others think about him, that he doesn't spend anytime thinking about himself... There, you're evaluated. Now get out of here, because you truly make me so damn mad I might just hurt myself! ~Dr. Cox, Scrubs "Maybe she'll be cool with it. Not bloody likely." ~ my friend Matt, speaking to another friend who left a voicemail on a girl's cell phone to back out of prom. "I love this game." ~ NBA "Besides, you're not my type." "Smart?" "Single" ~Dialogue exchange between Vesper and Bond, Casino Royale. "Whose first words were 'May I take your order?'" ~Patrick, motivating Spongebob "Storm's getting worse." "We'll pass through it soon enough." ~River and Mal, Serenity "Hakuna Matata." ~The Lion King "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney" ~Finding Nemo "Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean? J.D.: Super. Chocolate. Bear. Turk: I love it." ~Scrubs "Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'" ~Michaelangelo, TMNT (1990 film) "sea monkey has my money…" ~Dory, Finding Nemo "It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue." ~Finding Nemo "Woah, kill the motor dude. Let us see what Squirt does... flying solo." ~Crush, Finding Nemo "He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float"." ~Dory, Finding Nemo "Dory: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu… mMm… Marlin: Dory? Are you sure you speak whale? Dory: ...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?" ~Finding Nemo "I decided I wasn't going to come down. I was going to fly. I was going to stay up in the air forever." ~Jesse Owens, on his record breaking long jump "A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts." ~Steve Prefontaine "How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races? All my life people have been telling me, 'You're too small Pre', 'You're not fast enough Pre.' 'Give up your foolish dream Steve.' But they forgot something. I have to win." ~Pre "The best pace is a suicide pace, and today is a good day to die." ~Pre "Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it." Pre "This city will be your grave." ~Kratos, God of War "Pirate." ~Captain Jack Sparrow "I have a dream." ~Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" ~Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs "If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." ~Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs ["Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" "Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone take my glory!" "At night I sometimes see them. The faces of the men I killed. They're waiting for me on the far bank of the Styx. They say, Welcome, brother."] ~Achilles, Troy "Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?" ~Odysseus, Troy ["Petey Jones. Running back. THE. Running back." "Why the clouds, Sunshine?" ]~Remember the Titans "Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of **** they are." ~Lee, Rush Hour (my man, Jackie Chan) "Play it from the bottom of your heart to the tip of your toes. Every time." ~Brian Kahanek, Guitar Hero II "The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision." ~Helen Keller "The man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." ~Muhammad Ali "Like many things, I am nothing." ~Li Mu Bai, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon "A faithful heart makes wishes come true." ~Lo, Crouching Tiger "Top floor, the view alone will leave ya breathless." ~Kanye West, off the track "Jesus Walks" "So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will win hundred times in hundred battles. If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you win one and lose the next. If you do not know yourself or your enemy, you will always lose." ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War "All warfare is based on deception." ~Sun Tzu I think that's enough for now. I doubt you're gonna read all these. But these are definitely some of my favorite quotes. I'm big on quoting things. And I haven't even started on literary stuff. I'll get those in a post later. I have 200 pages to read in 4 hrs and I'm still on here looking for quotes. Dangit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalMark Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ...........Satan........... -Gaahl (Gorgoroth) If you ask Gene Simmons he will say he invented it, but he will also tell you he was the one who invented the wheel. -Ronnie James Dio (Black Sabbath, Dio) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 These are from Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel: What's with all the cake? Inspector Frank Butterman: Oh, that's for constable Butterman's minor indiscretion. Nicholas Angel: What? For last night? Inspector Frank Butterman: Oh no, the cake is punishment for misplacing his helmet last week. No, last night's antics will require something a little more serious. Nicholas Angel: Well I should think so. What did you have in mind? Inspector Frank Butterman: Well let's just say we won't be running short of Chunky Monkey for the next month. Danny Butterman: Daaaaaad! Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman? Nicholas Angel: Officer. Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman officer? Nicholas Angel: I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer, except for the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the frog. I remember when I was five, my uncle Derek bought me a police pedal car. There wasn't a minute of the day I spent out of that car. I went round - arresting kids much bigger than me. I got beaten up a lot, but it didn't stop me. Danny Butterman: Man, he sounds like a great guy! Nicholas Angel: Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students, probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds. Danny Butterman: What a ****. Nicholas Angel: Naturally, I never went near it again. I just left it there in the yard to gather rust. But I never lost the profound sense of right and wrong I felt behind the wheel of that pedal car. And I always wanted to be a police officer, from that moment on. Danny Butterman: Oh. Shame really... Nicholas Angel: How so? Danny Butterman: I think you would have made a great Muppet... You should see the film, the quotes in it are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTV2 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." -- Jackie Gleason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 All my fav quotes are funny ones from moives, here we go: Bobby Boucher: [after Reading A Question About Benjamin Franklin] Ben Franklin Young Bobby Boucher: [Flashback To Bobby's Childhood] Mama, When Did Ben Franklin Invent Electricity? Mama Boucher: That's Nonsense, I Invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil! -The Waterboy [standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom] Cody: You're getting lucky tonight. [to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand] Cody: He doesn't know you're a guy. -Scary Movie 3 [on the phone] Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: What? Willie Mays? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: Who's gay? Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: What? Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy: Kind of. Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy: Yes. Perfect. Tabitha's Voice: Seven days. Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now. Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now. Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday? Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday? Cindy: Martin Luther King Day. Tabitha's Voice: Then no. Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the s*** out of you if you'd rather have that. -Scary Movie 3 George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here [puts hand up in the air] George: and start livin' down here? [puts hand down low] Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here [puts his hand out to the side] Mahalik: and start livin' over there? [puts his hand to the other side] CJ: ****, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though. Mahalik: For what? CJ: Mice. Mahalik: I thought she had rats? CJ: No, rate are out side, mice are inside. Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'. Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool! CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real **** right there! A-Ha! George: Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything... -Scary Movie 3 I'll post more later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Dumbledore Puppet: "Now where did Snape go? More importantly where the Hell am I?" [Goes under stage, then pops up] Dumbledore Puppet: "Naked Time!" (Click Link in my Sig, and you'll understand... if you haven't already seen it that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Architect Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I’ll just post a dialogue sequence from the classic mob film Goodfellas for today. Tommy DeVito: No more shines Billy. Billy Batts: What? Tommy DeVito: I said no more shines Billy. Maybe you didn't hear about it you've been away a long time I didn't go up, didn't tell ya. Billy Batts: Ah… Tommy DeVito: I don't shine shoes no more. Billy Batts: Relax, would ya. What's got into you? I haven't seen you in a long f---ing time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit; I'm only kidding with ya… Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people here… Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya Tommy DeVito: It’s okay. Billy Batts: I didn’t mean to offend you. Tommy DeVito: I’m sorry. Billy Batts: I’m sorry too. Tommy DeVito: It’s okay. Billy Batts: Salud, Tommy. Tommy DeVito: Can we get some drinks? Everybody, drinks on the house. {Jimmy and Billy momentarily debate over who are shouting the drinks. Jimmy ends up shouting the drinks} Billy Bates: {Receives his drink, then takes a sip, and says} Now go home and get your f---ing shine box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I like this exchange from Serenity: Wash: "This landing is going to get pretty interesting..." Mal: "Define interesting!" Wash" 'Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die' ??" Mal [grabs intercom]: "This is the captain. We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 "bros before hos man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Julian Bashir: You know, some people say that you remained on DS9 as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians. Garak: You don't say! Doctor, you're not intimating that I'm some sort of spy, are you? Julian Bashir: I wouldn't know, sir. Garak: Ah, an open mind. The essence of intellect. Julian Bashir: You’re very kind, Mister Garak. Garak: Oh, it’s just Garak. Plain, simple... Bashir and Garak: ...Garak Elim Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day, but I don't trust coincidences. Julian Bashir: If you're not a spy, maybe you're an outcast. Elim Garak: Or maybe I'm an outcast spy. Julian Bashir: How can you be both? Elim Garak: I never said I was either. Julian Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't? Elim Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true. Julian Bashir: Even the lies? Elim Garak: Especially the lies. Elim Garak: I am no more a spy than you are... Julian Bashir: ...a doctor. Julian Bashir: Still the man of mystery. Elim Garak: Oh, you wouldn't have me any other way. Julian Bashir: And so they exiled you. Elim Garak: That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you. Julian Bashir: I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company. Elim Garak: Oh, I did! And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug sanctimonious face. Julian Bashir: Well, I guess this means the end of our Starfleet careers. Garak: Well, I wouldn't worry about that, Doctor. Jadzia Dax: That's easy for you to say. Garak: Oh, you misunderstand me, Lieutenant. All I meant was, it's a little foolish to worry about your careers at a time like this, when there's a good chance we're all about to be killed. Garak: Didn't anyone tell you? You see, I pretend to be their friend - then I shoot you [after Bashir tells the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf] Julian Bashir: The point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth. Elim Garak: Are you sure that's the point, doctor? Julian Bashir: Of course. What else could it be? Elim Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice. Julian Bashir: I can't believe you're not pressing charges. Elim Garak: Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really doctor, there was no harm done. Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical. Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Julian Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your administrations I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime. Elim Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key, they never taught me that in the Obsidian Order Elim Garak: You saved the day, by destroying the world. Julian Bashir: I'll bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order. [Re: the decor in the holodeck, circa 1964] Elim Garak: Another decorator's nightmare. This era had a distinct lack of taste. [bashir has shot at Garak, who is lightly bleeding from his neck] Julian Bashir: You'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound. Elim Garak: That was awfully close. What if you'd killed me? Julian Bashir: What makes you think I wasn't trying? Elim Garak: [brightening] Doctor, I believe there's hope for you yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 From the movie Goldfinger- Bond: You expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! 300- Persian: My arm! Spartan: It isn't yours anymore. Casino Royale- Bond: Now the world will know you scratch other men's balls. (or something like that) I also have a couple of quotes made by my friends. you may not find them funny because you havent personally seen their contexts, but here they are anyway: "Son of a motha****a, dirty motha****a." - One of my friends, referring to the person he thought had flicked his mp3 player, only to realise it was in his pocket. "OMG THIS IS ALCOHOL!" - Same guy, after drinking a 50 ml bottle of booze. "All the motha****as like to sleep together." - Another guy, referring to a row of friends (me included) lying on the floor in sleeping bags just before he joined them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Homer: Hello, operator, gimme the number for 911! Homer: Oh Arthur Forunte, do you know what he did? He gave Springfield Zoo 2 male pandas and got them to breed successfully! Mr. Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people? Homer: Oh yeah, and i'm not easily impressed. WOW! A blue car! Mr. Burns: If a stunt like that impresses people than i'm gonna give them somethnig mankinds been searching for since the dawn of time. Homer: A sober Irishman? Mr. Burns: Even rarer... And now for some advice: There is always success in failure or something like that in Dr. Joe Vitale's book, Lifes missing instruction manual: The guidebook you should've been given at birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swexile Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 "A dream that doesn't cherish friends is just a trash!" - Naruto, in Naruto movie 2 "Fear... Fear is atracts the fearfull, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear is my ally" - Darth Maul, in SW EP 1 the one truth trailer Quotes from my favourite Diablo2 character, the assasin: Den of Evil Entry: "So dark, perfect." Blood Raven Defeat: "What I kill stays dead." Forgotten Tower Entry: "Ugh, who would want to remember this place?" Jail Entry: "Try and cage me demons." Andariel Defeat: "Death becomes you Andariel." Mephisto Defeat: "Heh, Mephisto, you were no match for me." Diablo Defeat: "A hero's mistake was finally corrected." Baal Defeat: "The brotherhood is no more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die -The song Hands Held High, from Linkin Park's new album, Minutes To Midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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