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Do you not <3 Cali??? The air smells as sweet nowhere but here. I smell ... Carne Asada!

It'd be cool if we sawed off California and watched it float away.

Unfortunately not possible.

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Even it it was and it did, the Hollywood Celebutantes would still preside over the US, for California has a strong enough economy to be it's own country.

 

Our leader would be Ninja ForPrez, and our golden rule shall be: abortions for some, miniature California flags for others, and liposuctions for the rest.

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Even it it was and it did, the Hollywood Celebutantes would still preside over the US, for California has a strong enough economy to be it's own country.

Hope it's still like that when it seperates from the rest of the country due to continental drift. xD Thanks Alfred Wegener

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It'd be cool if we sawed off California and watched it float away.

Unfortunately not possible.

 

We'll just wait for The Big One along the San Andreas fault and watch the western half float away.

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Don't disgrace me by calling me a "aRDeer", I don't go anywhere in these forums except for the The Mental Minx's Off-Topic Party and niether do you.

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whats wrong wit cali?

its got perfect weather most of the time

everyone

is super shexy

*wit the exception of me*

and u can follow ur dreams

*some of which mine include

riding a panda while smoking an apparently phallic joint*

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What's wrong with Ohio? A list by Darth_Ave

1. The weather is either too hot, too cold, or raining/snowing.

2. Absolutly 100% no hot guys

3. The only famous people from here are fat.

4. Nothing exciting goes on here.

5. We have Cleveland.

6. All our sports teams pretty much suck

7. Everyone here is a jerk.

 

There are more, I just feel like not typing

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whats wrong wit cali?

its got perfect weather most of the time

everyone

is super shexy

*wit the exception of me*

and u can follow ur dreams

*some of which mine include

riding a panda while smoking an apparently phallic joint*

 

yeah amd we have a gov that played in Predator. geez

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yeah amd we have a gov that played in Predator. geez

 

*looking at your avatar*

 

Did you vote Arnie?

 

Oh, and just something random. If you had to vote for either the Predator, the Terminator, or the Xenamorph to be your governor, what would you pick?

 

Note that they all pretty much would kill you, just depends on how you want to die.

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Predator definitely

 

Those other bastards aren't up for it.

 

Also how do you think predators reproduce?

 

Do you think they are gay and always have a craving for male predator ass flesh?

 

I bet their penis is like a freakin building.

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