Shmargin Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 What did I do to her? Still trying to figure that one out. I think I might have had the nerve to pay the cell phone bill, see a number that I just could not recall and dial it. It happened to be her fricking boss, with whom she was sleeping around with. So I guess as her lawyer puts it, I "invaded her privacy." I pretty much am screwed on this one guys. Don't get married. Just find a woman who hates you and give her about 35% of your pay check each week. Or you can get married and have a kid like me, the key here, is to not marry a blood sucking bitch that whores around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Bwaha. Noone can escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 ...except for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Hey I want more juicy details on this marraige. This is some interesting stuff. Forget Sam and Max. Where did she work? How old was her boss? What did the boss say when you called him? Did you throw glass and metal shrapnel out of rage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I bet he cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I bet her boss already ****s another girl. If she ever wants you back give her the revenge **** and then throw her out for disrespecting your love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 No, to get revenge when she wants you back, you just **** her once, then say you changed your mind and kick her ass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes. And don't kick her out, just tell her she must leave. Violence is not a solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes.I'm questioning if we're thinking about the same five holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 And it's more like...eight holes. Do you count the vagoo as two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Upper scuttle, porthole A and B, left and right hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 A hand is not a hole, Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 A hand can **** you in a very pleasant way, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I gotta agree with Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Yes, Sean, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 [during a check-up] Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your *******. I liked Knocked Up. And everybody needs to stop saying vagoo, you are totally ruining Mr. Magoo for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Who ironically looks like a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I also hate how people keep calling Nintendo "Ninty." That's a stupid nickname, how the hell do you even say that crap in real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Sounds like a racial slur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Ninty"? Havent even heard that one, you must be hanging out on the wrong forums man. And I agree with Samnmax. "NO DAMN NINTY'S GONNA MARRY MY DAUGHTER!! NOW GIT OFF MY LAND!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 You guys are the greatest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 We love you too. When can we buy your gold encrusted special edition comic with that one guy who gets his IV squeezed and then the nurses head falls off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Well now it's going to star Mr. Magoo instead, but I don't know who owns the copyright to him at the moment so I can license it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Columbia Pictures owns Mr. Magoo. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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