Byakko Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Okay, note that I'm actually a Marvel fan; so you may or may not get what I'm talking about. But bear with me! I need to know something... First off, those of you who watched X-men know all about mutants and yada yada yada. So, in the old Marvel comics line, there's this main character called the Scarlet Witch; real name Wanda Maximoff. She controls probabilities. In the new 'Ultimates' Marvel comic line, which is a re-imagining and modernization of the old characters and stories, there's also a Scarlet Witch (who's younger, slightly less powerful, alot more attitude). She also has an incestuous relationship with her twin brother, Pietro Maximoff (he has superspeed). Currently, she's showing some kind of romantic/sexual interest in an android called Vision II. The weird thing is that is prolly the most normal thing for her to do. See, in the original comics, she's bloody married to (AND HAS KIDS WITH) an android man called Vision. Who doesn't have genitalia btw. The kids were created from the soul of a demon. DON'T ASK. Finally, my question. If there's bestiality, zoophilia, homosexuality etc. What do you call a sexual attraction to a machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 As usual, leave it to Wikipedia to have all the answers... Robot Fetishism In retrospect, the Marvel creators were totally twisted with Scarlet Witch and Vision. But you know, if guys can have all the fun, why not girls, right? It's gotta be better than being incestuous, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 She's clearly part robosexual. "I like big bots and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny." ^I did not come up with this. Holly Ziviene/Gogglishious did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DylanMay Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Oh, Holly, you continue to crack me up from afar. When's the next list of what not to do at WRC coming out, by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 <Sigh> Signs that even comic books ran out of good ideas. WTF?! Ersatz-humanoid love?! Demon-spawn children?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 no zombie pirate porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Hahaha.... I can't believe someone would make such a thread. ***Cough*** Sorry. I had to get that out of the way. I would call her a sociopath. She does have issues with the oposite sex, and she cannot make a connection with any guy except her brother. If she has to go outside of her species for love, sex, and affection, I would say that she has issues with being with other people in general. What a messed up character. She seems to be one of those people that say, "I prefer batteries over flesh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 <Sigh> Signs that even comic books ran out of good ideas. WTF?! Ersatz-humanoid love?! Demon-spawn children?! To Marvel's credit, the whole Vision-Scarlet Witch love story thing was actually one of the most beloved and popular romantic stories in the whole Marvel universe. Since it's part of the classic line, technically it IS part of the Silver Age of comics. So it kinda counts as a 'good idea'. I mean, once you get over the fact Vision's a robot and she got pregnant totally by accident with the occult (She wasn't conjuring a demon to make her pregnant. It was a totally different scenario that didn't make sense. Like most of Marvel's works, lol). no zombie pirate porn? Funny you should mention that... There's a popular mini-series called Marvel Zombies that had the entire world ravaged by a zombifying virus and left a few superheroes/supervillains infected and devoured every living fleshy thing. They're still sentient, but they need to feel 'full' to think clearly or they go berserker with hunger. It's actually pretty cool, with all the zombie heroes and things. Spiderman totally goes emo over the fact he's a zombie, that and he ate Mary Jane and Aunt May. You should see the zombie Fantastic Four. The closest thing to 'zombie porn' would be between Sue and Reed. No, they're didn't have sex (that would be beyond the creepy). She just seems to like fawning over him more than when she was alive. Go figure. You'd prolly only get 'zombie pirate porn' from weird Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction. With Barbossa. I would call her a sociopath. She does have issues with the oposite sex, and she cannot make a connection with any guy except her brother. If she has to go outside of her species for love, sex, and affection, I would say that she has issues with being with other people in general. What a messed up character. She seems to be one of those people that say, "I prefer batteries over flesh." The weird thing is how it was so easily accepted back in the day (the Silver Age of Marvel comics). I'm only 19. I got those comics from my brother's and father's periodic collecting (my father still loves the Fantastic Four). But even when I read these classics, it doesn't really hit me how 'wrong' having that love story/marriage between the Scarlet Witch and Vision was. I mean, Vision had red skin (and afterwards it was revealed, no genitalia) but having them fawning over each other, sleeping together, then the kids; it just didn't seem that 'wrong'. NOW, in this Ultimate version, the Scarlet Witch's incestuous and the first alternate version of the Vision in this Ultimates universe was originally female. There was some backlash from old fans. Scarlet Witch being suspected as incestuous was not well accepted. Having the Vision be female also wasn't sitting well. Noone wanted her either incestuous, or lesbian either (well, some guys did; no surprise there). Apparently, everyone wanted her robosexual again. Preferably with a male Vision. So WOO! In comes the android Vision II, based on the first Vision! With whom Scarlet Witch immediately flirts with, and later asks out for a date (when her brother isn't around). Panels in the comics show Vision II turning his head to look at her, but that's it. And she apparently was having a conversation with him and then asking him out on a date at one point; but to date, there has been no indication that the Vision II can even talk (he was built to be an expendable machine soldier). So, the ultimate question is. Is this all in her head? Hahaha.... I can't believe someone would make such a thread. ***Cough*** Sorry. I had to get that out of the way. Well, it HAD to be done. I haven't even seen the word 'sex' (much) in this forum. It was high time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 To illustrate... Marvel Zombies! Twin-cest! Twin-cest the Sequel! Twin-cest, the Trilogy! I don't know about you guys. But her showing interest in any other male-like object other than her twin brother is an improvement IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Ahh yes. Who cannot love the twisted reality of comics. But w/e it's fun and you love it damnit. This is a neat discussion anyway. I came here expecting something really dirty and or evil. But was pleasantly suprised that it wasnt. Hooray RD! To keep everything flowing, I would totally date a robot. But only if she had a jet-pack. If she doesn't, then she can go walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Poopdog, I think I've got you figured out. Things that are important to Ross! -His Dog -Jet Packs -Chicken Patties -Steven Segal -Psychonauts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Things important to Ave -Food -The Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Yea, Ave you pretty much nailed me. I think I'll put that on my tombstone when i'm die. It sums up my life pretty nicely. It's still a bit weird when people actually refer to me by my real name on here. Internet persona is fail. As for Samnmax, your a precocious little scamp. We love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Things important to Ave -Food -The Cock no. U lose. I'd post things important to my, but I have to go get ready for the masquerade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 So you got no wisdom left heh? get it? me neither, just had to post something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either. 1. Call the dentist/oral surgeon for some better drugs 2. Ice, ice, ice. Use lots of ice on your face for 48 hours. I got my wisdom teeth cut out and using the ice kept the swelling and the pain way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either. Do your cheeks look like this now: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^L M A O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 1. Call the dentist/oral surgeon for some better drugs 2. Ice, ice, ice. Use lots of ice on your face for 48 hours. I got my wisdom teeth cut out and using the ice kept the swelling and the pain way down. I've done the ice. Pain isn't bad, I'm just not getting any of the crap that people seem to get when on the heavier pain killers. I'm not worried, I think I'll be able to turn tricks tomorrow. Guess which Senator, cmon, guess?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Better not be Lieberman. He's such a douche. But he is hawt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Amy Klobuchar is such a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Strom Thurmond? I have to say those nuts are scary in a mesmerizing way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted June 17, 2007 Author Share Posted June 17, 2007 Considering the thread I accidentally read masquerade as something else and it scared me. I'm just going to say it... MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE MASTURBATE MASTURBATE MASTURBATE!!!!! Ah...that feels SO much better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHeart Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Well, you cant put me in as a Robo Fetishperson... Than again, you try watching FLCL and not getting turned on. Robots, demons, monsters, girls, guys... Damn I'm messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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