JoeDoe 2.0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well [/b]as chihuahuas[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O' Reilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car that Rickrolled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car that Rickrolled Tomato Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car that Rickrolled Tomato Devil into the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car that Rickrolled Tomato Devil into the distant future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car that Rickrolled Tomato Devil into the distant future where Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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