Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 But I'm hungry. Do the smart thing, let someone else try first.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 But that hoebag is so fine...I can't resist... <2 Hrs later> Hey, why am I getting all itchy? But I'm hungry. There's plenty of much better feeders downstairs. ============== DON'T let my rat out to chew up my clothes and $*** under my work table.
Totenkopf Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 I have to.....dead people are telling me to and giving me no choice. Leave that zombie alone or it's going to skin you alive.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 *concrete mixer shredding zombie* What now? Oh too late. Say what's this grinding device it was dragging--AAAAGH! crap! My hand! The skin on the back of my hand! MEDIC! Go deliver that garlic mushroom pizza to The Count's house on sesame street.
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 I would, but I hear the cheap bastard has more than just a numbers fetish. Supply snuffelufagus (sp?) with cocaine.
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 I'm trying to get him off the stuff. Try that Destiny Meth stuff that I somehow invented. Which I won't so much as look at.
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Sorry, if it ain't good enought for you...... Give it to Mikey......he hates everything.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 Nah I gave it to Fred. He looks like he uses it regularly. Play the song "YEAH TOAST!" for 2 hours straight.
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 But everyone in my house is it is and driveing me crazy. stick a sword in your mouth.
Demongo Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Way ahead of you Create a chain letter and infect the internet
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time. Don't get me some bondage gear, some stocks and some feathers. I'm determined to teach Crimson Viper not to eat my twizzlers in a way that won't make her laugh so hard she wets herself.
purifier Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Too Late! It's being Fed Ex'd to ya. ( No seriously..BTW, you owe $5 dollars in shipping.) Give your cat a perm.
Totenkopf Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Can't, don't have one. Give your cat a geri curl.
Demongo Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Fortunately a random dog ate my cat before i could have done that Smuggle a banana into the White House
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Already did and the monkeys took it. Go hanggliding off Mt. Everest.
Darth Avlectus Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 But I'll miss Seinfeld reruns! Go perform the Tim and Eric "sit on you" antics at random: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZO6ab8i8TI
purifier Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 Naw, I don't wanna steal their thunder. Bring me all the felines in the world, so that I may proclaim myself as their leader and lead a revolt against you humans. CHOP! CHOP!
Isaac Clarke Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 I tried, but about halfway they all went mad and killed me and ran off. Take cyanide.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Nah, I'd rather take a mother from behind. (hint, finish the following with an opposing 3 word phrase involving an expletive) Be Polite.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 ...Someone hasn't already? I could've sworn... If life is skittles and life is beer, can you tell me the most wonderful time of the year?
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 I'm sick from drinking too much beer made with skittles. Eat some live birds.
MachineCult Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 I would but I just got through a murder of crows... Go ahead and don't reply
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 I would have kept quiet but I just had to say: "WARGLDYBLARRRRRGH!" Can you go buy me some green river soda? I'll pay you back.
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