Trench Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 No. I already called in sick. Set up a small business outside your normal workplace that is pretty much an exact copy of your actual workplace.
Totenkopf Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 Naw, that'd be silly. At least now we know part of the reason you're sick. Sleep in late tomorrow.
Trench Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 I was gonna do that anyway. Stay up all night with nothing to do.
Tobias Reiper Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 But I'm allergic to plants! MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!
Trench Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I ain't got no rhythm. Put on a chicken costume and do cartwheels through a nudist colony.
Alkonium Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm already there for um, unrelated reasons. Make an acapella cover of YYZ.
CommanderQ Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm sorry, but I'm too busy kicking you for asking me that:D Go jump on those sharp rocks.
Alkonium Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm too busy throwing you onto them, and after that, your corpse will be in the way. Reenact the song "J*** In My Pants" by the Lonely Island
CommanderQ Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm not sure that he will take to that well. Go call your neighbor something bad, and then paint their house pink, and wait for their response.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 Nah, too much hassle work and it'll all get fixed up. Reenact the song "J*** In My Pants" by the Lonely Island I don't know it. Youtube it, you'll get a kick out of it. I'll try to do it on karaoke, and I'll record it. Then you all can see my ugly azz face with my long mountain man hair. ======== Telling Big Baby Sweets and his 2 bitches to go kiss a donkey--when I ain't around.
CommanderQ Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 Sorry, it seems my schedule has a sudden...appointment. Post a humiliating video of yourself in a chicken suit dancing to the Rick Rolled Song.
Trench Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I already did that with CQ. Create a cheap imitation of LucasForums, then advertise it with signs painted in geese.
CommanderQ Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I don't think that the Geese will like that. Go push a World Leader into a very deep Jacuzzi, then declare that he has been removed from power:D
Trench Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I did that yesterday. Kidnap KJI then place GTA:SWcity in charge of North Korea.
Alkonium Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I have my doubts he looks the part. Chug wine like it's beer.
Trench Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm not of legal drinking age. Chug spoiled milk like its beer.
CommanderQ Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I value my sense of taste. No, I will not spoil that...NEVER! Go chug some hot cider like it's water...and you're in Ireland, so you're allowed to drink.
Alkonium Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'm hydrophobic (not really), so to me, that means avoiding it. Mix bacon bits into your favourite breakfast cereal.
Trench Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I eat eggs for breakfast. Go puree some ham, spinach, and oranges then chug the mixture.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 After seeing a guy on Jackass do similar, I think pass......unless I get to do it in your house and not have to clean it up. Leave your car unlocked.
Totenkopf Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 No, I like my car too much to do something that stupid. Blow it out your @ss.
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