Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Nah, the ones my dad makes are better. Quit feeling up on your homeboy's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 But he asked me to, in a polite manner! Tell me a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Nah, you won't like my stories. Go staple your scrotum to your leg like that one guy on jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Sorry, I've run out of staples trying to staple your ass. *Damn thing is tough as a hutt's hide.* Try and staple your own ass..........with a full staple bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Can't. You used 'em all on GTA. Sell yourself to a Congressman for $10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 No can do.....cause I'm the homie who gotta be pimpin' those bitches to do it, ya feel me. Yeeaaah...it's like that dog. (YO, check this out - it's gonna be more than $10 dolla to make you holla FYI.) Seek employment with a pimp and become his favorite ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Nah, I'd rather end his career, like this guy almost did to this pimp: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Go and use an electrician/construction strength stapler on Macho Man Randy Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ^^^^ @VIDEO: Lol, now HE owns the pimp. _________________________________________________________________ I did, but I told him you made me do it - and he said to me to tell you *his face turns red - he points finger* "ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOHH YEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR A$$ LATER, MAAANN!" Ahh..that might be after he get's all the friggin' staples out too -BTW. Not sure. Go up to Hulk Hogan, and penis smack him.....as if he was one of your ho's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I'm allergic to people who can't act. Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 You won't hear me. Go do someone's mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hey, GTA sweetie, Hall can't reach his computer right now, he's tied to the bedpost for... grown-up stuff. I'll tell him to reply later. xoxo, Mom Beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 why bother, you're beating yours already thinking about GTA's mom. Go rob a bank and blame Obama b/c he hasn't brought unemployment down yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 But I own the bank! Punch Totenkopf in the chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Naw, I don't belief in self-abuse. Jump into TR's belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Well I tried that, but I just seem to springboard right the f**k back out like a friggin' gymnists on a trampoline. It's the damnest thing! Put on your ruby red shoes and click your heels three times while saying...... There's no place like TR's belly - there's no place like TR's belly - there's no....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 But there are plenty of places like TR's belly. Drill into TR's belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 But if I do that, I might die! Don't come up with an idea for my next avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 But your current one is so bad, it's impossible not to. I suggest Austin Powers. Use Austin Powers as your next avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 But I like Dr.Evil more! Stop playing games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Hey, hey, hey......mind your own business. Establish a base on Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 No way, I saw that episode of Doctor Who. Drink Martian water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I'll pass, I saw the preview. Stealing the TARDIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Nah, I'd rather just call them tards and spam some hard core rodent porn. Go and stab Dane Cook in the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 All my knives are in the wash. Microwave Spray Paint, with a ball of tin foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Don't have a microwave. Tell everyone at the hospital that you're the Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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