Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 But I'm hungry. Do the smart thing, let someone else try first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 But that hoebag is so fine...I can't resist... <2 Hrs later> Hey, why am I getting all itchy? But I'm hungry. There's plenty of much better feeders downstairs. ============== DON'T let my rat out to chew up my clothes and $*** under my work table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I have to.....dead people are telling me to and giving me no choice. Leave that zombie alone or it's going to skin you alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 *concrete mixer shredding zombie* What now? Oh too late. Say what's this grinding device it was dragging--AAAAGH! crap! My hand! The skin on the back of my hand! MEDIC! Go deliver that garlic mushroom pizza to The Count's house on sesame street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I would, but I hear the cheap bastard has more than just a numbers fetish. Supply snuffelufagus (sp?) with cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I'm trying to get him off the stuff. Try that Destiny Meth stuff that I somehow invented. Which I won't so much as look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Sorry, if it ain't good enought for you...... Give it to Mikey......he hates everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Nah I gave it to Fred. He looks like he uses it regularly. Play the song "YEAH TOAST!" for 2 hours straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 But everyone in my house is it is and driveing me crazy. stick a sword in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Way ahead of you Create a chain letter and infect the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time. Don't get me some bondage gear, some stocks and some feathers. I'm determined to teach Crimson Viper not to eat my twizzlers in a way that won't make her laugh so hard she wets herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Too Late! It's being Fed Ex'd to ya. ( No seriously..BTW, you owe $5 dollars in shipping.) Give your cat a perm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Can't, don't have one. Give your cat a geri curl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Fortunately a random dog ate my cat before i could have done that Smuggle a banana into the White House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Already did and the monkeys took it. Go hanggliding off Mt. Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 But I'll miss Seinfeld reruns! Go perform the Tim and Eric "sit on you" antics at random: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZO6ab8i8TI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Naw, I don't wanna steal their thunder. Bring me all the felines in the world, so that I may proclaim myself as their leader and lead a revolt against you humans. CHOP! CHOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I tried, but about halfway they all went mad and killed me and ran off. Take cyanide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Nah, I'd rather take a mother from behind. (hint, finish the following with an opposing 3 word phrase involving an expletive) Be Polite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Too exhausting. Shoot me in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 ...Someone hasn't already? I could've sworn... If life is skittles and life is beer, can you tell me the most wonderful time of the year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I'm sick from drinking too much beer made with skittles. Eat some live birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I would but I just got through a murder of crows... Go ahead and don't reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 I would have kept quiet but I just had to say: "WARGLDYBLARRRRRGH!" Can you go buy me some green river soda? I'll pay you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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