The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Totenkopf]

Granted. One brain with no intelligence, a heart as black as sin (and w/a pacemaker no less), and courage w/o convictions.

 

I wish we lived in a perfect world.

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but this game wouldn't work anymore.

 

I wish I could turn back time.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you have to stay there.

 

I wish the end of the school year stress was over.

[Rev7]

Granted, however you have been assigned summer school. Njoy!

 

I wish to know what I want my career to be.

[Marius Fett]

Granted, it's sanitation engineer. (AKA bin man)

 

I wish I had pizza.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but it's a Mexican pizza.

 

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but she's a hutt.

 

I wish gasoline was only 5 cents/gal (including tax) and in abundant supply.

[DarthAve]

Granted, but then OPEC puts an embargo on us and we're screwed.

 

I wish for Chocolate Chip Muffins.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but there's hash in the batter so you get arrested.

 

I wish my long weekend didn't end yesterday.

[Sabretooth]

Granted, it ended day before yesterday now.

 

I wish I had a supercomputer that could emulate every possible video game platform.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but it would always crash.

 

I wish Microsoft would stop releasing $#&%@* software before it's actually ready.

[Hallucination]

Granted. Microsoft collapsed and Mac still isn't supporting most games, so nao you ruined it.

 

I wish I had a delicious pie right nao.

[Sabretooth]

Granted - it's on your face right now.

 

I wish I was in a steampunk universe.

[Totenkopf]

You are, but it is merely 5 minutes from collapsing into a giant black hole.

 

I wish celebrities would stop making their cheezy porn videos.

[Rabish Bini]

Granted, but they make cheezy cooking videos instead.

 

I wish i dint fail my first maths exam

[Hayden Kered]

Granted, but you will fail all other exams.

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala!

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but the rabbit will now jump out of the hat and destroy your '64 Impala with his bat.

 

I wish people could breath underwater (w/o O2 tanks, etc..).

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but the world will be flooded.

 

I wish that I could make quality mods.

[Marius Fett]

Granted, but they are bad quality...

 

I wish I could understand 3ds Max.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but how are you going to model things now that you have no hands?

 

I wish I could log keys with just a log and a keyboard.

[Totenkopf]

Now you can, but everytime you use the log, it shatters the keyboard.

 

I wish reality tv would vanish to the pit from whence it came (never to return).

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it's still being transmitted by radio.

 

I wish it would hurry up and be summer here.

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but a phenomenal heat wave creates a OMGWTFBBQ of you all.

 

I wish I had an iPod that stored bands physically.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but then you drop it on your foot and die from the sheer pain of countless tons of human flesh and instruments concentrated into a small handheld device.

 

I wish that people would stop using cell phones while driving their cars.

[littleman794]

Granted, but now they put annoying sub woofers in their back seats and talk on bluetooth.

 

I wish that Pokemon existed.