Ztalker Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 You are, and get stuck in the time stream because you forgot to read the Tardis manual. I'd wish Ungoro crater wouldn't be packed with lv 70 Alliance idiots to corpse raid me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Granted. All the servers have permanently gone down. I wish for an Xbox 360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 Granted. Red ring of death on start-up. I'd wish it was Christmas vacation already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Granted, but it's Christmas vacation after Christmas. Christmas has been skipped. I wish that I could clean a squirrel without completely mutilating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Granted, but noone, not even you knows why you're cleaning squirrels. I wish people followed my deliberately bad advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted; your computer accepted it, but it was so bad that it crashed in on itself and turned into a mushroom cloud. I wish I had Anduril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but since you're not Aragorn, you can't safely wield it. I wish I was Aragorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but since Arwen would never fall for a guy wearing an eagle-headed hoodie, she doesn't revive you in TTT and you die on the bank of the Snowbourn. I wish I could sing as well as Gollum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but then you realise that he really doesn't sing well at all. I wish for some chainsaw spear gun-chuks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but these weapons have just become illegal and the FBI sent you to prison. I wish I had a huge tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but you get run over by an even bigger tank. I wish for a full size working AT-TE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but it steps on you. I wish I could turn invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but you can't pay the bill and the Government takes everything you have in payment of your debt. I wish I had a crazy awesome machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but because it is crazy, it must be sedated, disassembled, and thrown into the Marianes Trench. And you, BTW, go to jail for being a public menace. I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but as a fish, sharks like how you look and eat you. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but your father happens to be a pharmaceutical genius and cooks up a "cure" for you. I wish I could pronounce the inscription on the Ring of Power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but your tongue gets twisted together and you can't speak ever again. I wish I had Sauron's cool mace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but he wants it back. I wish I had a coat of Mithril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Granted, but it's too small for you and it chokes you to death with it's lack of room. I wish I had a Nuclear Missile that was on Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you mess up and fire it at your house... I wish I was the best drummer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted but then you would have to retire... I wish I could go to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you have a bad sleep and wake up 5 minutes into it. I wish I could rule my own little country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted but it would fall into a depression and revolution because it would not a viable nation. I wish this dragon egg on my sig would hatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but when you try to burp it, it incinerates you. I wish I could live at Rivendell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted but then you get a crush on an female elf and since she is immortal you die while she lives on :crybaby::cry6: I wish I could eat some scones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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