Rev7 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ Granted, but there are no such thing as swords. I wish that my bed would make itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but it does so while you're in it, and suffocates you. I wish for the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but Glados hates you, and destroys you using turrets. I wish I had Knight's armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but it weighs the equivelent of 12 school buses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted. It's the Pepsi Knight's armour, and the Beerbarian is about to kill you. I wish people (myself included) understood the reference better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but now that we understand, we know that we were happier in our ignorance. I wish that I didn't get so far behind on this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but now you're too far ahead. I wish I could figure out better responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but everybody shoots you for being too good. I wish the Christmas decorations were up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but it's after Christmas. I wish that I could find a good free site to download music from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Granted, but it's an illegal one. I wish people weren't idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but they invent warp drive and tick off the Borg, and they come and assimilate you. I wish I wasn't getting sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but the universe can't cope with the change and ends itself. I wish I had no contempt for humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted. but humanity hates you for it and kills you I wish my christmas tree hadn't caught on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 ^ Granted, your house caught on fire instead... I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted. but it sucks because it was rushed. I wish I had NaruHina tree decorations to put up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 granted, but is quickly replaced by NaruSaku I wish I had a 360 ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but you get the special edition--you know, the one with the red ring of death built in? I wish the DS9 series would end and put me out of my misery. I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic... Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time! But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted. but then an even worse series comes along I wish my PS2 hadn't gone up in flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted; your PS3 went up in flames. I wish I had enough money to get the DLC packs for TFU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but then taxes increase and you lose all your money. I wish I didn't have this limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted. someone cuts off your legs so you don't limp anymore I wish I had a pizza that I could put up on display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but that means you can't eat it. I wish to eat Chev's pizza on display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but it's so old, that you get food poisoning, oh, and the security gets you. I wish that I had a super-warm coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted. You're the first person in the world to wear a coat that sets you on fire. I wish for more irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Granted, but ironically, after wishing this, you are annoyed greatly, and wish there was no irony. I wish that I had a jet-car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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