The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the brakes don't work.

 

I wish for an electric guitar.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you take into a pool with you, and seeing as its electric....you get the picture.

 

I wish I had better wishes.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they're never granted.

 

I wish my next wish doesn't get ruined.

[Bokken]

Granted, but this one does.

 

I wish I could find a good avatar.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it has a virus on it, and all the text you can see on your computer now says "Bad Wolf"

 

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but it takes you to the end of the universe where you are eaten by the future kind

 

I wish I had a really really big pizza I could stare at for hours on end

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you never think to eat it and starve to death.

 

I wish for a Tau Pulse Rifle from Warhammer 40,000.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it blows up and kills you.

 

I wish I had two Giant pizzas to stare at for hours on end.

And i could eat one

[Alkonium]

Granted but the one you eat is so big you overeat and die.

 

I wish for $Texas.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but the shock of getting it kills you

 

I wish I could Travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS

[Alkonium]

Granted, but people think of you as the next Adam Mitchell.

 

I wish Jude Law would replace David Tennant as the Doctor.

[M@RS]

^ Granted, but in a freak accident they both die...

 

I wish that I'd come up with a better wish...

 

Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time!

 

But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless.

 

Yay!

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it never comes true.

 

I wish the BBC would announce who's actually going to play the Eleventh Doctor.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. It's David Radcliff

 

I wish I could own my very own TARDIS

[Alkonium]

Granted, but since you forgot to put a verb in there, noone, not even you, knows what you did with it.

 

I wish could figure out transdimensional engineering.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you get thrown into fluidic space with species 8472...

 

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Alkonium]

Granted. You ODed on valium and you never wake up.

 

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But you get cranky and then the Tenth Doctor Comes along and kills you

 

I wish I had a giant milkshake to stare at for days on end

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you're in a sanitarium and the milkshake is your concerned parents never leaving your bedside.

 

I wish I had less blood in my alcohol stream.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But the medics take out all your blood to get the alchol out and they forget to put the blood back in.

 

I wish I had a TF gun

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it breaks after you turn yourself into a catgirl, and you have to work the next day.

 

I wish school was outright cancelled today.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you think that it's still cancelled tomorrow and you get picked up for playing hookey.

 

I wish Photoshop was working.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but it turns your sig into something ugly

 

I wish I could play with the magical happy Daleks

[Endorenna]

Granted, but then you drink some of their wine and become the next Rip Van Winkle.

 

I wish I could beat The Force Unleashed on the highest difficulty.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're declared legally insane from staying up for so long trying to beat it.

 

I wish my responses weren't so complicated.