CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know. I wish I had a root beer right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I wish I had a root beer right about now. And in your same post, you have your answer. Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know. I wish my mushroom cloud was happier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but its happier because you were within its blast radius. I wish I had a mushroom cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but when you try to put it in your salad, it explodes. I wish the snow would melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but it's because of global warming and everything catches on fire. I wish it would snow here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, you're buried in a kilometre of snow. I wish it was only -15°C outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but you can't get your heater going and you get frost bite. I wish I had cool gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but your hands freeze solid and shatter when you put them on. I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted. But it becomes old and worthless then Pirates kill you. I wish I had a HAPPY MUSHROOM FUN TIME cloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but it turns out to be the mushroom cloud from a nuke going off. I wish it was raining men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but they all fall on you and you are crushed. I wish there was a "chocolate rain:D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but then it dries, and the chocolate gets dirty and noone wants it. I wish for Peter's ability on Heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted. but your body can't cope with it and it kills you. I wish I knew all the words to Numa Numa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but now people find you even creepier. I wish Chev wasn't as creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted. But now Chev is really popular with everyone and you feel left out I wish I could drink a whole bowl of punch in under a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but since you drank it right out of the bowl, most of it ends up on your shirt. I wish I knew what I would be like drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, and you get a free, never-ending hangover! I wish I were a perfectly cooked piece of veal schnitzel waiting to be served to anyone in a popular schnitzelhaus in Bavaria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but you get dumped in the trash because someone dropped you on the ground. I wish for a huge cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but it gets dropped on the floor and breaks the forty-two minute rule. And it's still served to you. I wish I was magically delicious. In every sense of the phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but as in magically delicious, you actually meant, that cannibals would like you, as in eat:D I wish there was a 43-minute rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but the food still rots in that time. I wish for a Toblerone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but it's so big that you get too fat to walk... I wish I'd put a santa hat on reepicheep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand. I wish I had a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Granted, but it's a gas guzzler and stinks in every possible way. I wish I had a Jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 ^ Granted, but you fly into a building, and die a horrible death... Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand. Funny you should say that, I'm a lefty... And I use my right hand on the PC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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