The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know.

 

I wish I had a root beer right about now.

[TriggerGod]

I wish I had a root beer right about now.

 

And in your same post, you have your answer.

 

Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know.

 

I wish my mushroom cloud was happier

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but its happier because you were within its blast radius.

 

I wish I had a mushroom cloud.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but when you try to put it in your salad, it explodes.

 

I wish the snow would melt.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's because of global warming and everything catches on fire.

 

I wish it would snow here.

[Alkonium]

Granted, you're buried in a kilometre of snow.

 

I wish it was only -15°C outside.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you can't get your heater going and you get frost bite.

 

I wish I had cool gloves.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but your hands freeze solid and shatter when you put them on.

 

I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it becomes old and worthless then Pirates kill you.

 

I wish I had a HAPPY MUSHROOM FUN TIME cloud

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it turns out to be the mushroom cloud from a nuke going off.

 

I wish it was raining men!

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but they all fall on you and you are crushed.

 

I wish there was a "chocolate rain:D"

[Alkonium]

Granted, but then it dries, and the chocolate gets dirty and noone wants it.

 

I wish for Peter's ability on Heroes.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but your body can't cope with it and it kills you.

 

I wish I knew all the words to Numa Numa

[Alkonium]

Granted, but now people find you even creepier.

 

I wish Chev wasn't as creepy.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But now Chev is really popular with everyone and you feel left out

 

I wish I could drink a whole bowl of punch in under a minute

[Alkonium]

Granted, but since you drank it right out of the bowl, most of it ends up on your shirt.

 

I wish I knew what I would be like drunk.

[Hallucination]

Granted, and you get a free, never-ending hangover!

 

I wish I were a perfectly cooked piece of veal schnitzel waiting to be served to anyone in a popular schnitzelhaus in Bavaria.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you get dumped in the trash because someone dropped you on the ground.

 

I wish for a huge cheeseburger.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it gets dropped on the floor and breaks the forty-two minute rule. And it's still served to you.

 

I wish I was magically delicious.

 

 

In every sense of the phrase.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but as in magically delicious, you actually meant, that cannibals would like you, as in eat:D

 

I wish there was a 43-minute rule.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the food still rots in that time.

 

I wish for a Toblerone.

[M@RS]

Granted, but it's so big that you get too fat to walk...

 

I wish I'd put a santa hat on reepicheep...

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand.

 

I wish I had a car.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's a gas guzzler and stinks in every possible way.

 

I wish I had a Jet.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it's only the engine, and not a plane.

 

I wish I had a speeder like Senator Organa's in Revenge of the Sith.